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Background Pony #243D
@Badumsquish
Well I actually thought that photo came from a list of films or something…(but who would use that moment as a cover?)
The thing with humans is the verticality. You can scoop her up, cradle her head against your chest with one arm and hold her underneath her rump by the other, and then walk around. No stallion can do that :D
Well, bipedal creatures are naturally like that~
So according to that logic, minotaurs may work, too, and certain other equestrian species…(lol)
But really, I have to admit that humans are the only creatures that have the gall to treat intelligent ponies as pets amd thus do the things you mentioned, so I suppose they’re the only creatures that fit the bill~
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Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

IRL 🎠 stallion
…to mares
Always improve the script on the second draft
She DOES want him to use those big, strong, shimmering muscles to hold her down and rut her from time to time too :P
Any competent stallion (or mare with a strap-on) can do that. What truly seals the deal for her is when he picks her up and holds her close. THAT is an experience only possible with a muscle man human.
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Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@ÜberReaktor
They gotta be the real deal. Then she’ll be like Peggy Carter copping a feel from Captain America. True story, that was the first time that actress had seen Chris Evans that buff, and her being so speechless and feeling his chest was genuinely her basically girl-bonering over how god-damned attractive he was :P
https://youtu.be/F020aNi0wS0?t=171
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ÜberReaktor
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Military enthusiast pony
@Badumsquish
OK, so it’s either hardcore workout or straightup steroids then.
Tho I doubt she’d be into the latter, being more or less ‘fake’.
I mean, she gotta have at least some standards.
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Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@ÜberReaktor
She wants to use pectorals as pillows, so you gotta make them as big as possible for her :D
@Rare
I’m of a mind freckles make everything cuter :D
@Clever Clovers
@Mellow Rhythm
I like to think since she was raised by Opaline and grew up in an isolated environment, she is simultaneously all naive and innocent, and EXTREMELY kinky XD
@Setsugekka
For the most part. She DOES want him to use those big, strong, shimmering muscles to hold her down and rut her from time to time too :P
@Shimmering Spectacle
There will be lots of cuddling. She wants to just nestle into those muscles and just live there :D
@WaynePonePone
@Shimmering Spectacle
Ever see the T-800’s intro dialogues from Mortal Kombat 11? It’s basically a dude doing a decent Schwarzenegger impression and just referencing every movie he’s ever been in. Even Jingle All The Way XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hGbDAVRto
@Background Pony #243D
Like, a LOT of garbage and maybe three decent shows XD
@Alphamon_Ouryuken
Can’t wait :D
@Dirty Bit
Make sure you flex for her first :P
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Background Pony #243D
How the hell did that scene came to being…
What’s on Netflix, guys?
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