All of the sudden, the yak impulse to destroy everything that doesn’t meet their personal standards of perfection makes horrible, horrible sense.

Meanwhile on downfall parodies:

“Er ist nicht in der Bunkeranlage.” (You are a honorable yak warrior.)

“Was soll das heißen, Sie können Fegelein nicht finden?!” (What kind of stupid stuff is Fegelein up to now?!)
“Dann suchen Sie ihn!” (Do I LOOK like a freaking yak?!)
“Ich will Fegelein sehen!” (I’m not living in a shack out in the snow and I don’t have excessive hair,)
“Sofort!!” (You idiot!)
“Wenn er sich ohne Befehl entfernt hat, ist das Fahnenflucht!” (Someone and we all know who has been playing with the captions again.)
“Verrat!” (stupid!)
“BRINGEN SIE MIR FEGELEIN!” (Go and tell Fegelin he’s an ugly changeling!)
“FEGELEIN!”
“FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!”

And here I thought the “Steven Magnet” days of YouTube autocaptioning were behind us, haha

@Background Pony #B097
100% agreed. That is just so wrong.

Yeah, this sucks.

For this we need the proper salute.