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Dance with Pinkie, she’d know.
It kinda was. It was said in the episode.
That growth wasn’t natural for him though.
Different species. He can’t be a pygmy if he’s grown to the size of a house, doesn’t make sense.
He’s not much younger than Twilight and she’s not called a Foal.
He’s already gone through puberty and grown, after all.
He’s called a baby simply because he’s young.
I think “baby dragon” may actually just be his exact species so named due to being much smaller than most other species of dragon, also known as the pygmy dragon.
You’d need a fuckton of charm. I doubt you’d get by on looks alone.
This of course disregards the fact she’s totes into Spike anyway.
Hmm…try my winning charm and dashing good looks? XD
That still doesn’t clear up the point there’s no way she’d dance with someone who assaulted her friend in plain view.
Eh, you just need to adjust to having dulled skin nerves. And ya don’t need fireproofing to dive into a crowd so that the Mane 6 HAVE to put Spike in magic lockdown! Ahahaha, THEN the dance will be mine!
That must be uncomfortable, especially at reunions. Still, unless your superpower is being fireproof, you’re fucked.
And even if it is, you’re still fucked because of unicorn/alicorns/Elements of Harmony/Discord (they’d make him help).
Well, I’m banking on having some kind of superpower if I survived in Equestria this long with violent jealous urges. XD
And actually, I am part graphene! My father was a particle accelerator (long story, never let quantum physicists go to Mardi Gras).
Not to mention he does have the ability to grow as big as a house in the blink of an eye through the power of thought. Everyone always forgets that.
His scales would reduce the damage quite a lot. He’s taken hits before without more than minor dazing, after all. Plus he can breathe fire, “baby” or not. His teeth can bite through the second substance known to man like it’s made of fruit. Are you made of graphene? Because that’d be the only thing that’d protect you, really. Even a lion cub has claws, and Spike has way more than just claws.
In truth, I’d be more worried about the ponies than Spike, seeing as he’s a baby…and concussed. XD
Chancing being magically ripped to pieces by one angry fashionista, or perhaps two angry alicorns sure is living dangerously alright. Not to mention Spike’s a dragon and could wreck your shit on his own.
I like to live dangerously. :3
If you just kicked one of her friends, do you think she’d really accept a fucking dance? You’d be lucky if she didn’t injure you.
Rarity: …I have four legs.
…Shit, gimme a second to figure this out. I’d ask Spike, but I think I gave him a concussion.