-Papers, please.
-What is the purpose of your trip?
-Transient.
-Duration of stay?
-Only 4 Days.
-(Looking at the photo and the entry permit)
-¡DISCREPANCY DETECTED!
-His eye doesn’t have the same hoof mark as in the image.
-What do you think, I was fighting with Sandbar because of a joke I played on him and he gave me a black eye. I didn’t have time for it to heal and I had to take the photo with my black eye.
-I will let you pass, once you have updated your photo and Also, your entry permit is not sealed.
-Entry Denied
-Great, I had a bad day.
“Glory to Arstotzka”