1- “No, please don’t do it… GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME, YOU RAVAGING MOTHERFUCKER! THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR POLICE ONCE I POP YOUR DIRTY COCK OUT OF PLACE!”
2- “Be gentle, please, it’s my first time… YOU CALL THIS A FUCK, YOU INCOMPETENT PRICK?! THROW THOSE CONDOMS OUT! VAMPIRE NEEDS YOUR MORTAL FLUIDS, DIDN’T COUNT VON COUNT TEACH YOU THAT, VIRGINAL-ASS?!”
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