I killed her so I ded

Litterly everyone: YOU ARE SCREWED  
me: well yes, but actually no  
Holds up a full automatic 100 magazine rocket spammer

@Storyhunter  
That was a fun read!

QUICK ACT LIKE A NORMAL CAT 15 minutes later ts”WHERE IS SHE?!” … meow sa”look a cat”  
ts”oh, never mind” ^yes

>scream at each other for five minutes
 
>once screaming is over, attempt peaceful contact from opposite sides of room
 
>establish that I mean no harm, maybe break out some snacks- hope she likes pistachios.
 
>Invite to sit on couch, attempt some icebreaking conversation, try not to say anything that would lead to conversations about how her world is known in ours as a work of fiction etc.
 
>Be prepared to provide consolation if the fact of her apparent banishment becomes problematic
 
>at end of final ten minutes Twi and Shiny burst in.
 
>screaming resumes all around, me in shock forced intrusion, Cadence with glee at seeing them again, Twilight in fear of the giant mutant ape that evidently abducted her sister-in-law, Shiny at being hug-tackled- if he or Twilight begin with opening fire, then me again at dodging panicked horse lasers, etc.
 
>Cadence breaks things up, explains situation and possibly introduces me
 
>Let’s hope by this point they had a plan to return home because we’re probably out of good snack foods by this point.

“What the…uhm, this was unexpected…”  
-Huh? Where am i? How did i get here? And…WHAT are you?  
“Don’t panic, dear. I am sure you will get home soon. Just stay here and wait. And if not…i will have to introduce you to MY home-dimension.”  
-But, you did’nt answer my questions!  
“Well, yes, actually in THIS specific dimension, the ponys never got magic of any kind, so humans, creatures who evolved from apes, took over the world. I had nothing to do with your apperance here.”  
-…are these…Pony-Toys?  
“Yes, indeed. Stay calm, i think i can explain this! Some dimensions seem to be connected, and because of this, someone here had the idea of creating a toy, that looks like you. All maybe just because these two dimensions are or where in any way close to each other. And, plesase, don’t panic! It’s all right, calm down. It’s just a parallel universe, nothing to be worried about.”  
-If you say so…calms like a Princess  
“Good. Now, just wait a bit.”  
-Like the coin?  
“Wait, what? No, i meant a bit of time.”  
-You are measuring time in money?  
“Uhm, well, yes, sometimes, but it was not what i meant with ‘a bit of time’. I mant a short amount of it.”  
-Please don’t talk in riddles. Time or money?  
“Time.”  
-Oh, okay.
 
About 10 min of senseful talk Later:  
–Stop right there! What have you done to her???  
-Twilight! Shining! Thank Celestia, i’m not sure if i wanted to stay in this world. He’s fine, really! Here’s no magic he could have used.  
“Finally! I was afraid she had to stay here! Not that i did’nt like her company, but this planet is no place for a pony.”  
-What about you?  
“I am not a pony. I would not fit into yours. But, if you can find a way one day, i’d love to meet all of you there. With my friends, of corse.”  
~Interesting. But Princess Celestia told me, that the Balance between the worlds can not take more than 4 living beeings.  
“As i told you, maybe one day.”

Not much, given I told the pink one to go bother someone else the minute she showed up.

…Am I drunk?

I’m DB2F

Alternatively, she WAS kidnapped, and I tried to save her, but I just couldn’t do it alone, and I needed the help of Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor to accomplish the rescue.

@Background Pony #6FC5  
That’s quite rude.

Tell her off and force her to go away. I don’t like her much.
 
Well, then I would just tell the two taht their princess is wandering around, amazed by our world, show them wher did she go, and lock the door.

Turns out she WAS kidnapped, and so was I.
 
The four of us combined, our captors were very much fucked.

Pretend to not notice her and wait for her to go away.

Sit and talk.

Part 1: Build a portal to Mars (JK, it actually goes to a random place in the Pokémon world) and invite Cadence to come along  
Part 2: NOT AT ALL, CUZ I’M ASLEEP AND DREAMING OF CATCHING MEWTWO WITH A POKÉ BALL, SO THEY’D JUST BE CAUGHT IF IT HIT. ALSO, WHEN I WAKE UP I’D JUST LAZILY TOSS A POKÉ BALL CONTAINING A (INSERT POKÉMON WITH BASE STATS OVER 400 AND A DECENT-IN-THE-VERY-LEAST MOVESET, AS WELL AS A AT LEAST DECENT ABILITY, FOR EXAMPLE EFFECT SPORE (Like Vileplume)

in this moment trasform intro sentry and beat twilight and shining armor and thats it

I’d take a few steps back and sit down… Then talk. Then when the company arrives, have a blindfold and a one-liner ready…

I’m used to dealing with misplaced royalty. Start by securing her in the safest place in the building. Then check the perimeter and searching for anything out of place. If there is no sign of intruders, report to her highness and give any assistance she requires.  
When Shining and Twi arrive, I had over custody and see if there is anything I can do to be of further help.

First part: I build a portal to Bikini Botton (I give Cadance an astronaut helmet) and have wacky adventures. After, I let her play Minecraft.  
Second part: I tell them that Cadance teleported next to me randomly.

Have a nice chat and some cookies & milk with her.  
As for the 2nd part, very little.

“Crap, brain, stop hallucenating…  
brain y hallucenate moar?!  
BRAIN STAHP PLZ!”

@Farnesy911
 
Why thank you.

Depends on if being caught weilding a baseball bat while standing on the bed screaming “YOU’RE NOT REAL!” counts as being hostile.

@Background Pony  
You have excellent taste in music and beverages, sir/madam.