It was technically Startracker who lost his virginity. Best nobody tell him he lost it to a male changeling.

I liked Startracker at the end saying he paid to take Trixie’s virginity while she pretended to be Twilight. It brings to mind how lucky Twilight Was part of her prize to him during the zeppelin tour wasn’t giving him her own virginity.

By some fluke of coincidence, somebody has already done Sunset in a police uniform.

Not to mention the fact that said colt apparently paid ‘her’ extra to refer to her as Princess Twilight while they did it.

I honestly wonder if they’ve even ever been shipped together before. I don’t think I saw any examples of it in the quick search I did. It might just be one you’d have to make up yourself. Like… Strixie? Stracker? Star Trixie? Trixker? Honestly not sure any of those sound all that great.

TrixTrack might be the closest thing to a reasonable sounding word.

You also have to wonder how they’d actually be as a pairing. Trixie, for all her braggadocio, has demonstrated more than a little green eyed envy for Twilight’s abilities. And I’m not sure she’d be all that thrilled to be hanging around with a colt who adores Twilight to such a degree that he probably has a few extremely stained purple body pillows in his hamper at home.

@Background Pony #DA6E
I wonder what’s the tag for Trixie and Star Tracker shipping.

Interesting way of telling somebody to go fuck themselves. Wonder if Trixie ever got round to joining in? :P

@Background Pony #909B
Wait until you see next month’s trilogy. ;)

@Wild Stallions

I did indeed. In fact it’s part of the reason for my previous post. I’ve been meaning to get back to writing these for a while now (after a very busy December and January as well), and it was a very effective reminder to do so.

Of course I’m usually here anyway, watching from the shadows. After all, you never know what random comment or response will spark inspiration.

My, my Stellar, aren’t you the one to talk?

Here’s a thought, if Sunburst went home and found his mother fucking his sister whilst in his body, would he join in or would he get more gratifying revenge out of taking Stellar to a brothel or the royal guards or Wonderbolt change rooms, or some other place with hoards of stallions looking for a fresh piece of mare-ass?

In all serious, another winner. Keep it up! BTW, you seen the latest entry in this series?

You know, that’s an excellent point. A potion like that would definitely be a way to get what she’s been after for a while now.

Unless something went comically awry, of course.



“Are you sure this is a path you wish to tread? There are easier ways to satisfy your needs instead.”


“I’ve tried, Zecora, but toys and fantasies just aren’t enough. I need it to be real. Even if it’s only once.”


“I wish you would reconsider this foolish notion. But fine, here is the requested potion.”


“At last! Finally a chance to be with my so…”


“…omepony special whom you’ve never met and who is totally ok with this.”





“I am not a fool, Stellar, your lie I hear. One time with your ‘mystery stallion’ and no more, are we clear?”


“Fine. I’ve taken it. Now what do I do?”


“There really isn’t all that much to know. Just say the pony in whom you want to go.”


“Hmm… two options. I just need to figure out who stands the best chance of being with my so-”





“What the… did it work? Where am I?”


“Um… you’re here with me. Is everything ok? You looked kind of odd for a moment there.”


“Sunset? Wait, but if you’re you, then I’m… ohhh! Seriously?!”


“Ok, I honestly have no idea what you’re doing right now.”


“Sunset, honey, please. I’m a bit out of sorts at the moment.”


“Did you just call me ‘honey’? Why are you talking like mom all of a…”


“Wait… Mom? Did you…? Are you…?”


“Hah! Wow… I always knew you were desperate, but this is really over the top.”


“Well it wasn’t like I got anywhere any of the other times I’ve tried!”


“Besides, this wasn’t what I wanted at all. I had planned to end up inside you instead.”


“…You know, we could still make that happen.”


“Not likely. Zecora was only willing to give me one potion.”


“Who says that’s the only way for you to do it?”


“Are you…? You can’t possibly be suggesting what I think you’re suggesting.”


“Why not? I came to see Sunburst for a reason. And it sounds like you have some things to work out too.”


“I… you’d really do that? With your own mother?”


“Hey, you’re the one who wanted to be in me. I’ll even give you your choice of openings.”


“No. We are not having this discussion. I am… I am… um, something’s happening.”


“I’ll say. Looks like you don’t hate the idea as much as you keep implying you do.”


“Oh wow… oh my goodness… I had no idea!”


“Yeah, listening at the door doesn’t do it justice, does it.”


“No. Not at all. But even so, I just… I mean it isn’t…”


“Oh please. After all this time, are you honestly not even a little curious what it’s like?”


“Well… I mean, it’s not exactly how I pictured this whole situation going.”


“Yeah, I know, but here we are. So, are you going to put that thing to use or what?”


“… You know, that potion was pretty expensive. I might as well get something out of this experience.”


“That’s the spirit! How long was the potion supposed to last, by the way?”


“I think an hour? Maybe two? Why do you ask?”


“Because while I want you to get something out of this experience, multiple somethings would be more fun.”


“Oh Celestia… you used to be such a sweet filly. When did my daughter become such a filthy pervert?”


“Oh, that’s good. Do me a favor, try to say it again when I’m swallowing.”


“Swallowing? What are you going to be ohhHHHHHHH! Yes!”


MEANWHILE…


“So should I ask what the heck is going on, or would the answer only scar me for life?”


“To Fillydelphia, I should have gone. What happens in Ponyville is just plain wrong.”

No doubt.

Here’s a thought: body swapping is canonical as of the She Talks To Angel episode. If Stellar Flare wants to get some action out of her son, a surefire way of doing so would be to swap bodies with Sunset.

@Background Pony #7532
 

Sunburst must secretly love fucking his sister if he wants to make it last.

@Background Pony #7532
 
Never watched X-Men, that one flew me by.
 

 
Starlight’s going to be in for a pretty big shock when she finds out what “Trixie” actually charged.

@Background Pony #2BA1  

All the better to dissuade them from trying something like this again.
 
Fun fact, the inspiration for Starlight’s little comment there actually came from a scene in X2: X-Men United, where Professor X makes a similar threat to wolverine.  

@Background Pony #7532  

 
Sandbar and Gallus are probably thinking “BUT WE’RE NOT GIRLS!”

@Background Pony #7532
 
You never fail to impress. Sunset playing her mother was hilarious.
 

 
I found that out the hard way putting these comics together. For his Not! Helping!! UUUNF!!! panel, I originally wanted to use an edit of this screenshot.  
 
But surprisingly, I couldn’t find a vector based on it. So that panel had to be vectored from scratch. Was quite pleased with the way it turned out.

@Wild Stallions  

Funny you should ask, I was just thinking about that very thing myself.
 

 
Several hours earlier…
 

 
 
“I can’t believe she got herself arrested for solicitation. This is so not how I wanted to start my week.”
 
 
“I can’t believe she’s been doing that kind of ‘entertaining’ on the side. You really never knew?”
 
 
“No! Even when we took that trip together, she never let on. Ugh, I regret ever sleeping in her wagon.”
 
 
“Not the first time somepony has said that, I bet.”
 
 
“But she’s still my friend, so we’re going to go help her. And Maud, who was there too for some reason.”
 
 
“…You don’t suppose Maud is also a…?”
 
 
“What? No, of course not. Pinkie I’d believe, no question, but come on. Can you picture Maud doing that?”
 
 
“Silent? Unmoving? The stallion finishes and she’s like, ‘you were magnificent. 200 bits.’?”
 
 
“You’re right, I can’t picture Maud doing that. She’d be smart enough to get the money up front.”
 
 
“And hey, silent isn’t so bad. It would be great for doing it in public.”
 
 

 
 

 
 
“If you were into that sort of thing, I mean.”
 
 
“Look, can we just focus on getting there? I’m missing my school duties for this trip.”
 
 
“Not that I’m needed at the school right now. Rarity tells me most of the students are out sick this week.”
 
 
“Um… students like those students over there?”
 
 

 
 
“Here’s to an unscheduled class getaway! And to Ocellus, who made it all possible.”
 
 
“Aw, it was nothing really.”
 
 
>>2503325s (merged) “Oh Starlight, darling, I just wanted you to know that many of our students are out sick this week. Darling.”
 
 
“Well it worked. And now we’ve got nothing to think about but a little fun in the sun.”
 
 
“…I’ll be right back.”
 
 
“Oh boy, are they about to get it.”
 
 
“Yeah. Hey, speaking of getting it…”
 
 
“What? What are you… wait, are you implying what I think you’re implying?”
 
 
“Yep.”
 
 
“Seriously? In public? On the train?!”
 
 
“You brought it up. The bathrooms are right over there. And everyone is kind of distracted right now…”
 
 
“…seen such a lack of respect! You want a vacation?! How about I wipe your minds clean and send you all off to Cheerilee’s class for a week convinced you’re a bunch of little school fillies! I’ll get Rarity to sew you uniforms and Pinkie to braid your manes! You think I won’t do that?! You think I can’t do that?! Well let me tell you…!”
 
 

 
 
“Ok, that may be, but they aren’t going to let both of us go in one.”
 
 
“Why not? I have terrible motion sickness, and I need my dear brother to bring my medicine.”
 
 
“That’s… pretty well thought out. Wait, were you already planning this?”
 
 
“Shh, let’s go!”
 
 

 
 
Moments later…
 
 
“Wow, these are more spacious then I expected.”
 
 
“Well admire the room some other time. There’s something here far more worthy of your attention”
 
 
“Ok, but we really don’t have long.”
 
 
“I don’t need long, I need hard and fast. So stop dawdling and-”
 
 
“Ohhh, yes. You’d better hurry, the train’s coming to the station, and I don’t mean the one we’re on.”
 
 
“Hurry? Sis, I’m trying pretty hard to keep this ‘train’ of yours from becoming an express.”
 
 
“Fine, you want me to slow it down? I can always talk about mom.”
 
 
“Hnnng!”
 
 
“…Ha! I knew it!”
 
 
“No! That was all your doing! I wasn’t thinking about her, I swear!”
 
 
“Hey, I don’t care if that’s what you need to get there. As long as you get there inside me, I’m good.”
 
 
“In fact, if you think it’ll get you there a second time… I’ll let you call me mom.”
 
 

 
 

 
 
Much later…
 
 
“There you two are! Honestly, I was beginning to wonder if you got off the train or something.”
 
 
“No, there was a… a bit of a holdup at the bathrooms.”
 
 
“Oh, right, someone said Sunset was motion sick or something?”
 
 
“Yes, I was sick. Although as it turns out, not quite as sick as Sunburst.”
 
 
“I’m sorry to hear that Sunburst. Are you ok now?”
 
 
“He’s probably a little tired. He emptied himself quite thoroughly.”
 
 
“…Oh for the love of Celestia, did you two… on the train no less?!”
 
 
“What can I say? I’ve never had so much fun being railroaded.”
 
 
“I knew I should have just teleported.”
 

 
 
Apropos of nothing, I really wish someone out there would make more Sunburst vectors.

@Alphadude007
 
Rock Horse always had a way with words. Speaking of ‘getting the rocks off’…
 
 
@Background Pony #7532  

 
I’m suddenly curious how that train ride went…

Oh, Maud 😆

 
Yes! Make it happen!

@Background Pony #EA55  

 
And I didn’t include a Shimmerburst 69! :(

6969th Sunburst tag

Star Tracker’s gonna be devastated when he learns who he really lost his virginity to.

@Background Pony #7532
 

 
I lost it at the wax figurine and picking which prison hole.