Luna: OK, that’s it! I call an intervention expels all cooks from the castle TIME FOR A DIET!
Celestia: … Sends letter to Twilight Hey Twi, get the elements of harmony back. I need to send a pony to the moon.
Twilight: Sends a letter back Well, the thing is Luna told me what’s going on. And me and Cadance agreed not to intervene. You two settle this between yourselves (and honestly you really need to lose some weight that butt is HUMONGOUS!)
Daybreaker: This means war.
Nightmare Moon: I’m only doing this out of love. DBZ level battle ensues due to lack of pastry in the castle.
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Celestia: … Sends letter to Twilight Hey Twi, get the elements of harmony back. I need to send a pony to the moon.
Twilight: Sends a letter back Well, the thing is Luna told me what’s going on. And me and Cadance agreed not to intervene. You two settle this between yourselves (and honestly you really need to lose some weight that butt is HUMONGOUS!)
Daybreaker: This means war.
Nightmare Moon: I’m only doing this out of love.
DBZ level battle ensues due to lack of pastry in the castle.