Sweetheart: (sneezes)
 
(She’s sitting on a couch, with a blanket. Applejack checks her temperature.)
 
Applejack: Whoa! That’s some fever you got there, Sweetheart.
 
Half Note: So much for our gig.
 
Melody: Ah, it’s no big. Excuse me for a moment. (Walls behind a corner where they can see her shadow) NOOOOO! Why? Why?!
 
Sweetheart: (sneezes again)
 
Fluttershy: Oh, you look awful! I wish we could make you feel better.
 
???: We might actually have something.
 
(The Turtles arrive, with Pinkie Pie)
 
Pinkie Pie: Hi, Sweetheart!
 
Sweetheart: Oh, hey guys. (sneezes again)
 
Raph: Man. The girls weren’t kidding when they said you very sick.
 
Sweetheart: Yeah…
 
Donnie: Well, we got a surprise for you. Mikey arranged a little skit to cheer you up.
 
Melody: Is there singing in it?
 
Leo: Let’s just say, it’ll be show you’ll never forget.
 
Pinkie Pie: (pushes a curtain in front of them) Ladies, Mutants, and girls with colds, we are proud to present this special little musical, guaranteed to turn your sickly frown upside down! Enjoy! (Zips off then Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps dressed like the Wonder Tones come through the curtain, singing)
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Mmmmm…
 
[Snips & Snails]
 
There lived a man so long ago his memory’s but faint
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Was not admired
 
[Snips]
 
Did not inspire
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Like president or saint
 
[Snips & Snails]
 
But people came from far and near
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
With their afflicted pets
 
For a special cure
 
[Snips]
 
They knew for sure
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Wouldn’t come from other vets!
 
Wooooooooahhhhhh…
 
(They step aside as the curtain opens to reveal Mikey dressed as a doctor. He’s looking over a stuffed penguin with Sweetie Bell and Juniper Montage, dressed as a nurse, standing off to the side)
 
[Mikey]
 
This is a song for your poor sick penguin
 
He’s got a fever and his toes are blue
 
But if I sing to your poor sick penguin
 
He will feel better in a day or two!
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
(Sweetie Belle looks confused)
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee leh-hee-hoo
 
(Juniper taps her foot looking unamused)
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
Yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-hoo!
 
[Juniper Montage] (to Sweetie Belle)
 
He’s gone a little loopy, in case you haven’t heard
 
(Hands her some pills)
 
Here’s a couple pennicilin for your sickly arctic bird
 
(The curtain closes)
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Mmmmm…
 
No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
 
The wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut
 
[Snails]
 
Some would stand in silence while
 
[Snips & Snails]
 
Some just scratched their scalps
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps!
 
Wooooooooooooooaaaaahhh…
 
(They step aside as curtain opens again)
 
Juniper Montage: (after answering the phone) Good news on the penguin, doc! He’s up and kicking!
 
(Mikey’s next patient is Opalesce)
 
[Mikey]
 
This is a song for your pregnant kitty
 
She’s looking nauseous and a week past due
 
But if I sing to your pregnant kitty
 
She will feel better in a day or two!
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
(Rarity stares in confusion)
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yeh-hee-hoo
 
(Juniper just rolls her eyes)
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
Yada-yada-yada-yada-yaga-doo!
 
[Juniper Montage] (to Rarity)
 
Jump in your car, drive into the city
 
(Gives her a photo of milk)
 
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty
 
(The curtain closes)
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Mmmmm…
 
[Snails]
 
The practice grew, their profits flew, until one fateful day
 
When the nurse who did assist the doc
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Asked for a raise in pay
 
(Meanwhile, Pinkie grabs Fluttershy and zips off with her)
 
[Snails]
 
The doctor pondered this a while,
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
sat back and scratched his scalp
 
[Snails]
 
Then said…
 
Mikey: (off screen) No way, Jose!
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
…To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps!
 
Woooooooooaaaaaaahhhh…
 
(They once again step aside as curtain opens)
 
Juniper Montage: (dryly) Good news on the kitty, doc. She’s feeling great. Six kittens. Named one after you.
 
(Mikey’s next patient is Harry the bear. Fluttershy’s with them)
 
[Mikey]
 
This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
 
He looks uncomfy, think I’d be too
 
But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy
 
He will feel better in a day or two!
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
(Harry looks confused)
 
Yodel-leh-hee olay-hee oly-oo
 
(So does Fluttershy, while Juniper only watches)
 
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
 
Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba-yaba-doo!
 
Harry: (growls)
 
Juniper Montage: (with a smug look on her face; to Fluttershy) Oh yeah, that’ll work. He’s good.
 
Mikey: Yodel-leh-hee!
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
No wait, this should work!
 
Yodel-leh-hee!
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
Ooo!
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
(His yodeling only makes mad. Then the curtain closes as Harry attacks him)
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps]
 
Mmmmmmm….
 
Now the moral of our story, it’s the point we hope we made
 
[Juniper] (with Snips, Snails, Derpy, and Bulk Biceps)
 
When you go a little loopy, better
 
Keep your nurse well paid!
 
[Mikey] (while being chased back and forth by Harry)
 
Yodel-leh-hee!
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
Yodel-yodel-yodel-yodel-leh-hee-leh-hee- (avoids Harry’s snapping teeth) ooo-ooo-ooo!
 
[Snips, Snails, Derpy, Bulk Biceps, Juniper, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, and Fluttershy]
 
Whoa!
 
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
 
For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps!
 
[Mikey]
 
Yodel-leh-hoo!
 
(The others clap and cheer)
 
Sweet Heart: Wow! Thanks, guys! I almost forgot I was sick.
 
Applejack: Say, where’s Mikey?
 
Half Note: Uh, guys? (Points outside)
 
(Mikey is still getting chased by Harry)
 
Mikey: How was I supposed know you hate yodeling?!
 
 
Song “Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps” by Veggie Tales.
 
Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon