@Fox McClowd  
You’re only really renting it

Pee pee every where

I’m just surprised it took three hours to fill their bladders.

I don’t hate this for the ruining of a cute image.
 
I hate it for the fact that you used a time card from my second-least favorite SpongeBob episode.

Alcohol? No, they just drank a lot so they had to pee later. Zats za joke.

Incoming piss-fetishists!
 
(upvoted anyway)

Alcohol causes blood vessels to dilate (also why it makes the nose turn more pink). That allows more blood to flow through the kidneys, causing them to filter out more liquid. Alcoholic drinks usually contain a significant amount of water too; even a very strong beer is around 88% water, and a lite beer is closer to 96% water. So the body has to get rid of more water anyway. Combine those effects, and yes, alcoholic drinks are a very good diuretic.

@Mayojar77  
I meant ‘Good idea’

I wasn’t aware alcohol made people urinate uncontrollably.  
I just figured it made people think peeing in strange places was a bad idea.
 
On an unrelated note, I have to bail some guy I know out for public urination.

It’s pretty clear that it has to be a joke.
 
Now the question is if it’s funny.