“And what I do… is very nice.”

This is so good

@Background Pony #C02F  
He cleans Twilight? Oh my! ^:)

@Background Human  
I definitely read it in a gravelly Brooklyn accent.

@Background Human  
Came here to post this.
 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk  
I clean Twilight, it’s what I do.

Meth does make you compulsively clean. Well, when you’re not trying to dig out the bugs crawling under your skin.

Why can’t I stop laughing at this?

This maid spike > The sissy spike one

We’re all in agreement that he talks with a gravelly New York accent, right? That’s not negotiable.

@Neko Majin C  
He may not be the prettiest or most handsome maid out there. In fact, he doesn’t act at all as a maid would. There is, indeed, no etiquette in his frame. But he is the best of the best. A legendary maid. A Maid-Guy. Rumor has it he is the heir of Kogarashi.
 
No stain shall be left unclean. No window unpolished. Not a single speck of dirt, hair, or skin-flake shall survive his onslaught of cleaning. Tremble, germs, for he wields the legendary sponges of immaculate cleaning. You will literally be able to eat your dinner from the floor and drink toilet water without problems.
 
Best of all? He does the work of a hundred regular maids on his own under a fraction of the time needed. He is worth his weight in diamonds.

@Neko Majin C  
He may lack the proper etiquettes, but his work is flawles!

Terrible Dragon Maid. He should learn proper Dragon Maid etiquette from Tooru.