Wishy Washy and Phony Tail have been in a romantic relationship for years.
 
Wishy has watched Phony be a dirty dirty boi to many other girls, dirty talking, objectifying (playfully, mind you!), teasing, bullying; but when he’s around Wishy it’s always this “I’ll make sure bad things never happen to you again” extreme romance.
 
Wishy knows that’s not the real him, she’s seen the real Phony, he’s a tease, he’s a playful bully, he’s a little naughty boye. She is tired of him putting on this romantic protector act around her.
 
To her (and mind you, she’s weird!), it comes across as him thinking she can’t stand up for himself, like he’s the only thing that can make her feel happy after her life tore her down.
 
She doesn’t want to feel like that anymore, so she’s laying down the fuckin’ law.
 
As of this moment, Phony never acted lovey dovey around her again. She’s his little foal factory now.