Covid-19, parody of Winter Wrap Up. New lyrics by Proof Positive
Covid-19
[RAINBOW DASH]
Three months of spreading virus
Is shutting down this land
[PINKIE PIE]
Celestia said stay at home
All travel has been banned
[APPLEJACK]
But the food we’ve stored is runnin’ out
And the Walmart shelves are bare
[RARITY]
And we practice social distancing
‘Cause germs are everywhere
[TWILIGHT SPARKLE]
It’s time to take this seriously,
It’s spreading far and wide
And I know this isn’t any fun,
But we must stay inside
What can we do? Let’s make a list
Everypony play their part
I know it won’t be very easy,
But now’s the time to start!
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
If we work hard we’ll stamp this out
Covid-19, Covid-19
[APPLEJACK]
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[APPLEJACK & RAINBOW DASH]
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[RAINBOW DASH]
Everypony’s pointing hooves
They’re blaming the left or right
But we’ve got bigger problems now
We don’t have time to fight
We’ll help our friends
And the ponies in our town
We will lift them up
As we bring the numbers down
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
If we work hard we’ll stamp this out
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[FLUTTERSHY]
Don’t forget to wash your hooves
And cover every sneeze
If you’re sick you should stay at home
Or you could spread disease
[RARITY]
Equestria is quarantined
Even Ponyville
[FLUTTERSHY]
We’ll pitch in and work together
And we’ll get through this, we will!
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
If we work hard we’ll stamp this out
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[APPLEJACK]
You’ve got to know what are the signs,
Learn what it’s about
And if you catch it in time
You should make it out
Fever, cough, and trouble breathing
Needing a lot of rest
If you’re showing all of these
[APPLEJACK, CHERRY BERRY, GOLDEN HARVEST]
Then you should get the test!
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
If we work hard we’ll stamp this out
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
Covid-19, Covid-19
[PINKIE PIE]
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[CHOIR]
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
[TWILIGHT SPARKLE]
Stop buying everything in sight
You’ll make it worse with greed
Leave face masks and other things
For those who really need
I know it sucks to be on lockdown
And stay inside to play
You’ve now watched Avengers: Endgame
Seven times today
Seven times today!
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
[RAINBOW DASH]
If we work hard we’ll stamp this out
[CHOIR]
Covid-19, Covid-19
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
Covid-19, Covid-19
[TWILIGHT SPARKLE]
We can do it, there’s no doubt
We can do it, there’s no doubt
We can do it, there’s no doubt!
And there’s the occasional anti-vaxxer.
As long as there are more upvotes than downvotes, I’m happy
[All]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First we thought COVID was such fake, fake fucking news
A lie by the media, which is controlled by the Jews
[Scootaloo]
But then we found the truth; Corona’s killing everyone
And we don’t have respirators, so this won’t be very fun
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn,
It’s just a step ahead
[All]
COVID, COVID, what we gonna do?
Got a virus bein’ spread
Find a cure or we’ll be dead
COVID, COVID, before it infects you
Gotta lock yourself inside
Wear a mask or we’ll all die
COVID, COVID, it’s just a bat disease
[Apple Bloom]
Hiding from a virus, is actually pretty cool
‘Cause we masturbate all day and we never go to school
[Scootaloo]
Oh, it’ll be gone soon and then we’ll have to work again
But for now, we’ll flick our clits day and night ‘til then
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn,
It’s just a step ahead
[All]
COVID, COVID, what we gonna do?
Got a virus bein’ spread
Find a cure or we’ll be dead
COVID, COVID, before it infects you
Gotta lock yourself inside
Wear a mask or we’ll all die
Why so fatal? Why so contagious?
Why so deadly? Why so infectious?
Can’t you spare our family? Can’t you spare our friends?
Isn’t it sad, this is how the world ends?
COVID, COVID, it’s just a bat, bat-
COVID, COVID, it’s just a bat, bat-
COVID, COVID-
[Scootaloo]
It’s just a bat disease!
(Warning: adult content and offensive jokes.)
Edited
Yes that’s the definition!
@KittyCatRittyCat
Thank you for your kind words! :) I was originally planning on making it more dark, but as I started writing the lyrics I decided to shift to a more helpful and optimistic tone.
Honestly it’s a really good blend of dark comedy and a dash of hope mixed in there.
Good parody though.
Thank you :)
Never act like there’s no tomorrow!
I’m about 50/50 homebody and “let’s go to a movie or restaurant” type. I’m a truck driver so I work outside the home.
Thank you! :)