Because they’re an unholy beeing from the deepths of tartarus.
No, for real though: Geese feed primarily on grasses, grains, roots, and stems, all of their teeth assist in ripping vegetation from the ground.
They still hit extremly high uncanny valley vibes with them
I don’t think a eagles beak would be all that bad. Like anyone it is if they bite down that you should worry about. Though I think it would just be really sloppy to get a BJ from a bird. I mean, there is no cheeks to get a tight seal so… If teeth was your biggest concern, I think I would take a bird over say, a lion in that regard.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Let throat do all the work
-Enjoy your lack of a gag reflex
Because they’re an unholy beeing from the deepths of tartarus.
No, for real though: Geese feed primarily on grasses, grains, roots, and stems, all of their teeth assist in ripping vegetation from the ground.
They still hit extremly high uncanny valley vibes with them
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@Setsugekka
Why do geese have teeth on their tongues?!
Ah, yes, geese. Also known as the unholy spawn of Lucifer’s rectum.
Allow me to introduce you to Geese
Birds with teeth. That sounds horrifying.
Shouldn’t they have have cat teeth then?
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Magical birds tho…
I always wondered how this would work with a beak xD