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AaronMk
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.

Sky funeral
@Phil Srobeighn
My sister used to work with tax returns for the IRS. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff people put down for things like ‘Occupation’ and the like.
A friend of mine still does, and he told me once about some guy sent in his nudes for a tax appraisal or something
brony-in-denial
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Wouldn’t this mean that Spike gets three birthdays (hatchdays?) a year? And three times the Hearthswarming presents?
 
Of course, this would mean that Spike would have to give Twilight three times the birthday presents, Hearthswarming presents, and Mother’s Day presents.
Background Pony #76CB
The Dragon IRS on the other hand…
Well the dragon IRS works a bit differently. Taxes and associated returns are determined based on hoard size, which is why Spike’s pile of comic books and framed Rarity pictures usually nets him a nice bag of gems each year as a refund. Claiming Twilight, on the other hand, would (under dragon law) add not only a full fledged princess to his assets, but also all the associated assets belonging to said princess, up to and including property, magical artifacts, and so on. No way he could afford to pay off any of that.
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@FanOfMostEverything  
Twilight: “Okay this mouth I spent 800 on rent and utilities, 200 on groceries, and 5000 on books…wow I spent that much on food? SPIKE WE’RE GOING BACK TO CUP NOODLES! hmm and I guess we could just wash up in the town fountain and we use candle so who needs water and electricity!”