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Remember when they discovered the Elements of Harmony? How everypony else got a gorget/collar, but Twilight got a tiara? They’ve been setting this up since Episode 2.I was prepared to do my bestTo pass the merchandising testAnd reach Episode 66But I wasn’t prepared for thisThree more seasons would have been a breezeRatings figures I recite with ease–Not even counting iTunes downloads and YouTube viewers, the MLP Season 3 premier was viewed by 601,000 people on The Hub, a year-to-year increase of 204%!–She is correct!I can clear the shelves at Toys “Я” UsBut I wasn’t prepared for thisWill we be canceled or renewed?I can’t be sure…–She can’t be sure…My fan base is loyal, my market share hugeOur success is pure–Our success is pureI was sure I’d be Princess eventuallyI just didn’t think it would be in Season ThreeSo no I wasn’t–Oh no, she wasn’tNo I wasn’tPrepared… for this!
Twilight: No, that’s all fine. I just can’t handle the weight of all of this gold. I’ve been stuck in this chair for 3 hours.
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It doesn’t, really, but thanks!
..TO MARS,BEEYAATCH
Did anybody else notice that Boss Lady had Twilight studying transmogrification spells? Those’d probably come in handy if you need to grow a pair of wings.