FF- Ready when you are! sticks his head in a hole between Applejack’s legs
AJ- OK, Here we go! starts dropping apples (pooping)
FF- feels the poop drop on his head Oh man, I can almost taste it!
AJ- How’d ya like them apples, Frets? poops again
FF- Like them?.. I LOVE THEM!!
AJ- Ya seem to be a bit thirsty. Mind if I give you some of my golden shower of Cider?
FF- Yes please nods his head up and down
AJ- Alright. starts peeing
FF- feeling the pee shower on his head Whoa, that feels so delicious! I just feel like wanna suck on your Big. Sweet. Apple flavored. ASS!!!
AJ- chuckles Now do ya? finished peeing and starts pooping again Here ya go, straight from mah beautiful behind.
FF- feels the poop again This isn’t what I meant but I’m taking it anyway! shake the pee and poop off his head getting some on her butt
AJ- Whoa there, Partner, ya better watch where yer shakin’, bacon.
FF- Sorry, I couldn’t help.