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Florida Mare arrested for trying to get her crocodile drunk
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I just love how goofy overall his expression is. :p
I personally want to imagine that those two were at odds with each other at first, and after a bit of fighting, chomping motions and some wrestling they both ended with “oh hey beer!”
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And I regret looking up alligator and alcohol on Google, Florida Man lives up to his name.
Edited
… Well, darn. I’d seen it quoted multiple times, but it apparently comes from a source as authentic as The Onion. There’s a lesson to be learned there.
Mind the teeth.
Gotta have something to wash all of them golf balls down with…
I actually just had the adorable vision in my head just now of some guys playing golf and every time they hit the ball, a gator pops up and happily glorps down the golf ball.
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Someone actually did that? Do you have a link to that news story?
your current filter.“Local police department is still waiting on the local
crocodilealligator translator to arrive to properly process his statement.crocodilealligator, he replied, ‘snap-snap, snort, tail-waggle, swim’.”