That character. Snowflame. What was DC smoking when they came up with him?

@TheDog  
You are the greatest human to ever live.

@TheDog: That may just be the single funniest thing I’ve ever read.

Trixie: “TWILIGHT SPARKLE! COME OUT AND FACE YOUR BETTER!”
 
Twilight: “Oh no, not another amulet.”
 
Trixie: “Do not mock Trixie with such accusations! For Trixie is not powered by some mere amulet! Trixie is powered by COCAINE!”
 
Twilight: Oh God…
 
Trixie: “YES! Trixie’s God Cocaine will allow Trixie to finally crush Twilight Sparkle! It’s white-hot ecstasy flows through Trixie’s veins like the very fires of Tartarus itself!”
 
Twilight: “I’m calling the Methadone Clinic. I need to have Pinkie admitted… again.”
 
Trixie: “Do not think a worthless ‘clinic’ can stop the unstoppable mistress that is Cocaine! It’s light will burn away the lies of reality to unveil the beautiful truth of Trixie’s might!”
 
Twilight: “Right… I’m just going to make the call now.”
 
Trixie: “Trixie’s teeth are itching! Are you causing this Twilight Sparkle? Trixie bets you are! You’re tooth-itching spell is meaningless against Trixie!”

Whatever happens from here on out… It is all because of me…
 
May Celestia have mercy on my soul.