There was no need to worry, he told himself. No need at all. She had said she’d wanted to offer him a thank-you gift for saving her life after the incident with Lightning Dust. That was perfectly normal, especially for the Element of Generosity. There was no need for him to worry. No need at all.
So why was he hesitating at the threshold, his hoof hovering at the door, poised to knock? He took a deep breath, grabbed the doorknocker, and rapped three times.
“Just a moment!”
Thunderlane waited as quick, precise hoofbeats drew ever nearer. Moments later, the door flew open to reveal a positively beaming Rarity. “Oh, darling, I’m so glad you came,” she enthused. “Do come in, dear, and close the door behind you.”
Thunderlane smiled back and did as he was bid. “Uh, so.” He coughed into a wing nervously. “What’s up?”
“Oh, not too terribly much,” Rarity replied breezily, trotting over to the counter. “Tea?”
“Have you got coffee?”
“Certainly.” A large tin levitated down from the top cabinet and upended itself into a coffee machine. “Cheesecake?”
“Yes please.”
She cut a slim slice for herself and a slightly more substantial one for her guest. “Sugar?”
“Just cream for me.”
There was a long silence while the coffee brewed. “Wonderbolts training is going well?” Rarity enquired.
“Uh, yeah, really well,” Thunderlane agreed. “Dash’s probably already told you everything about it.”
“Rather,” Rarity replied. “The difficulty lies in getting her to stop.”
Thunderlane chuckled. “Yeah. If it makes you feel any better, she hardly ever stops talking about you and all her other friends when we’re around.”
Rarity smiled. “Well, I suppose that is somewhat flattering.”
The coffee machine beeped, and Rarity turned to attend to it. A few seconds later, a cup and saucer were hovering right at Thunderlane’s chest level. He took it. “Thanks.”
“Not at all, dear.”
Thunderlane took a deep sip. It was hot and bitter and bolstering enough to make him ask the question that had been bouncing through his skull this whole time. “So what’s the deal?”
Rarity paused, her cup inches from her mouth. “‘The deal,’ darling?”
“Why did you invite me here? Not just to have coffee, surely.”
“That’s quite true, but I’d prefer you not call me Shirley.”
“You’re trying to distract me from something.”
“Technically, I’m putting you at ease,” Rarity corrected, putting her coffee down. “Though I can see it isn’t exactly having the intended effect.”
Thunderlane said nothing. She sighed. “Honestly, darling, anypony would think I was going to eat you! I’ve only asked you here to thank you. I mean you no harm, and I’m beginning to feel a little underwhelmed by your responses!”
Thunderlane shifted. “Sorry,” he muttered.
Rarity huffed, less from irritation and more from a lack of anything more to say. “Would you care to finish your coffee, or should we simply jump into the present business immediately?”
“Second one,” Thunderlane said. “I don’t think any more coffee would be very helpful at the moment.”
“Perhaps not,” Rarity agreed. “Come along then, it’s through here.” She trotted out of the kitchen, leading Thunderlane onto the shop floor.
“Oh! Uh, so is it some kind of suit or something?” Thunderlane asked, glancing at the relatively small section of the store reserved for stallions’ clothes.
“Or something,” Rarity said, a hint of mischief in her voice that made the back of Thunderlane’s neck prickle.
“Here we are,” she said at length, stopping in front of a curtained-off section. “Prepare to be awed, darling.” She pulled a rope and the curtain swung away, revealing something gorgeous.
It was made of wine-dark satin, trimmed with fabric just the right shade of cloudy grey. It was decorated with fine gold filigree, enough to catch the eye without being gaudy. It was the finest dress that Thunderlane had ever seen.
He forced a chuckle. “Funny,” he said. “Very… ha.”
“It’s no joke, darling. It’s for you.”
Thunderlane’s smile was plastic. “I don’t wear dresses, Rarity.”
“No,” she agreed. “But you come in every so often and you peruse. You stare, you run your hooves over the material. And then you sigh and turn away.”
“I was looking for something for my marefriend.”
Rarity rolled her eyes. “Oh, please. Even if I believed you would come in as often as you do and still not find anything that suited her, even if I believed there was nothing in the store you could afford, you’re always looking at the darkest dresses, the richest palates. Flitter’s coat matches with pastels. You, on the other hoof…”
Thunderlane licked his lips. “I’m not great at color matching.”
“One doesn’t need to know much about fashion to know that Flitter’s wardrobe contains nothing darker than a pale rose,” Rarity countered.
“Not true! Her bow is magenta–” Thunderlane cut himself off a little too late. Rarity’s triumphant smile was evidence enough of that.
“Fine. I like dresses, okay?”
“Marvelous. Now, just sit down here–”
“No! Just you knowing is bad enough. I can’t– I won’t–” He stopped, too overwhelmed to say more.
Rarity’s face fell. “You know that nopony in town would ever think ill of you for this, don’t you?”
“I– I guess, yeah. But, Rarity, I… I just can’t do it. I’m scared, alright. It’s a lovely dress, and thank you for that, it really… it really would’ve suited me, but I just… can’t do it.”
Rarity nodded. “Very well. I understand, darling. I suspected you might have, shall we say, certain reservations. As such, I prepared an alternate thank-you gift which might be more appropriate. If you would just wait here, I’ll fetch it out from the other room.”
Thunderlane nodded, wordless, and Rarity departed. He stared at the dress for a long moment. He would look gorgeous in it. But the last time he’d tried… when he’d shown his parents…
He looked away. He couldn’t take that risk again.
He heard Rarity re-enter the room, and he glanced up. “Uh, what’s with the sunglasses?”
“Hm? Oh, nothing, nothing. Here we are, your token of my esteem.” She levitated forth a large crystal on a chain. “I dug it up with Spikey the other week. There are some unique properties to it which made it rather unfit for fashion, but are nevertheless quite fascinating. Take a look, darling. See if you can spot them.”
“Uh, I’m not exactly a geologist…”
“Oh, no, it’s quite obvious once you spot it,” Rarity insisted, thrusting it in his face. Thunderlane flinched and blinked, crossing his eyes to get a closer look.
“Uh, I don’t… oh, hang on. It’s kinda glowing, isn’t it? Hey, that is pretty neat. Hard to look away from.”
“Then don’t.” Rarity’s voice sounded at once distant and intimately close, echoing through his skull. “Watch the light, darling. Let all your concerns… drift away.”
Rumble is lying in his living room, doing nothing
Rumble: I’m so bored! Why can’t something interesting happen?
Suddenly a very girly and very female thunderlane, wearing a frilly dress, comes into the house
Thunderlane: rumble, I’m home, how was your day?
Rumble:…you…girl…WHAT!?
Thunderlane: I see you’ve noticed my new look, well as a thank you for saving her life rarity and princess twilight gave me a full mind-and-body makeover. And I must say I’m absolutely loving it! I’ve never felt so free to express myself.
Rumble: I’m still confused
Thunderlane: don’t worry about it, all you need to know is that you have a new big sis.
Rumble:…
Edited
Okay… Maybe if your an alicorn, the spell might work. Let’s see it happen!
I’m sure twilight, the demigoddess of magic, could whip something up, if there are spell that can transform ponies into breezies then creating a spell that only alters biological sex can’t be that hard
Maybe she doesn’t want to take Thunderlane that far yet.
Because the Transgender spell was a hoax.
The Thunderlane makeover one is better.
This one is better. I do like the outfit though. Do you think you could draw that outfit in this art style? If you want to that is.
This, I suppose.
Okay… What’s the closest thing you’ve done to this, that’s still crossdressing?
Your welcome. I hope I’m not being annoying.
Oh. Thank you, that’s deeply gratifying to hear.
Well… Everybody else stinks at what you did here, put a stallion in makeup and make it look good. You did a great job at it.
I really don’t have any current plans to do anything like that, I’m afraid. It’ll happen again in its own good time.
Are you going to do a new character, Thunderlane again, or both?
@Background Pony #DF02
I wish I had make up like that, and I’m a guy. It looks so cute. I want to see how the story ends now.
@Background Pony #DF02
Can I suggest Spike, Big Mac, Discord, or all three? I can see a comic book story out of that.