my god, they’ve done it. the princesses have taken down tumblr. never again will its cacophany drive innocent ponies to madness, so long as the seal remains male-presenting and safe for woona.
“PONIES! GAZE UPON US, AND TREMBLE IN FEAR! WE ARE THE VOICES OF THE FLAME! THE TERRIBLE ROAR OF THE INFERNO! THE INFINITE AND ALL CONSUMING FIRE! DARE NOT LISTEN, FOR WE HAVE MANY MOUTHS, AND MUST SCREAM CONSTANTLY!”
“Luna, this is Fred. Fred, my sister, Princess Luna.”
“Luna, this is Fred. Fred, my sister, Princess Luna.”
“Charmed. WE WILL BURN YOU BOTH TO ASH!”