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Here’s the bear trap silly song card.



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Starlight:She said to her I’d like a hayburger. And I might like a milkshake as well. She said her I can’t give you either. And she said isn’t this Burger Bell. She said yes it is but we’re closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten. She said I am extremely hungry. But I guess I can wait until then.
Cause your her hayburger,her yummy hayburger,She’ll wait for you,Yeah she’ll wait for you,Oh you are her hayburger,her tasty hayburger,she’ll wait for you,oh she will wait for you.
She stayed at the drive thru till’ sunrise. She may have dozed off once or twice. When she spotted a billboard for Denny’s,bacon and eggs for half price. How could she resist such an offer,she really needed something to munch,hayburger please do not get angry.(get angry)She’ll eat and be back here for lunch. Cause your her hayburger,her precious hayburger,be back for you,She’ll be back for you,Won’t be so long hayburger,oh lovely hayburger,be back for you.Oh she’ll be back for you.
Cause she loves you hayburger with all her heart.And there’s nothing gonna tear you two apart. And if the world suddenly ran out of hay,she would down on her face,to see if someone accidentally dropped some hay in the dirt. And she would wash it off for you,wipe it off for you,clean that dirty hay off just for you. deep breath You are her hayburger.  
Fancy: I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut!  
Announcer:This has been Love Songs with Starlight. Tune in next time to hear Starlight say…
Starlight:I grew up in New Jersey.
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at that moment, Button Mash, wearing a hard hat, pushes a new title card on screen  
“Ahem. And now it’s time for Love Songs with Starlight Glimmer, the part of the show when Starlight comes out and sings a love song~.”

“And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song.”
Fancy: “Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me, I have an announcement! ahem “Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicants sense of artistry and all around propriety.” Thank you.”
Pinkie: “So what are you saying?”
“I’m saying Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.”
“Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?”
“I’m sure you’ll figure something out.”