Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, Sunburst is sobbing and drowning his sorrows in Haagen-Daas.

“D-dd-do you even know h-h-how it feels, to know the the love of your life is a-accepting another pony’s p-pro - hk! - proposal at this very moment?”

Behind the counter, Pinkie made a worldess, noncommittal noise of agreement and kept polishing a glass.

“I’m – oh, Celestia, I’m so lonely!” Sunburst sniffled, and then reached for his tub of ice cream. Finding it empty, he gave it an unfocused glare and turned to Pinkie. “Bartend– I mean, wait, Pinkie! Another tub of Haagen-Daas!”

Pinkie raised an eyebrow. “Don’t you think you’ve had enough by now?”

“I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!”