Well this should be interesting. I’m glad I prepared my body.

Also, you do have a point there, I admit that.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Oh, don’t worry, I know nobody cares what I have to say. But I still don’t understand what should be comedy in tl;dr.

You know what, Celestia’s Servant? I’m pretty sure people DO care about my four letters. I’m pretty sure, there’s somebody out there, who thinks what I write is really funny, who thinks I’m a fucking comedy genius. But then you come along, and tell everyone that they shouldn’t listen to what I have to say just because my comment is shorter than the others. What ever happened to freedom of expression? What ever happened to it, hm? What if I told you that nobody cares about what YOU have to say? How would you like that?
 
Oh and, by the way, it’s four letters and a SYMBOL.

Huh… a cheat code, eh?
 
A,X,A,X,A,B,A,X.  
There, now where’s the sweets?

@CS
 
….Oh!  
Celestia is the princess?  
Oh, that makes sense then!

@ Nightweaver20xx  
Then don’t even bother to comment, nobody cares about your four letters anyway.

tl;dr

StaRIG is best ship.

@Feral  
But sex wasn’t supposed to be something special and not random? WHY PONIES KEEP LYING TO ME?

She won’t marry HJSCDGE, but she’ll kiss me and potentially have sex with Random.

*That question is for you CS, just in the comment box really.

@CS  
Kay, I understand…
 
Guess it’s back to Nightjack experimentations, I swear, if he makes me take care of another of his Pinkie Stampede…
 

 
Also, who’s this Celestia everypony talks so much?

@Oblivion Binder:  
Maybe. Mane six come first though.  
@Pinkie Clone:  
Sorry, question period was closed 4 hours ago.

Can i make one last question I forgot?
 
 
Original, can you explain to me why I bend reality so much? I do it without even wanting to! It’s starting to confuse me…

Hey CS, are you gonna do Babs Seed soon?