Oh they shoulda just sent the whiskey  
When they saw the trouble coming,  
Oh they shoulda just sent the whiskey!  
Then they wouldn’t be a-running.  
Times are tough and things are bad  
So why be dumb and risky?  
When you see the trouble come,  
Ya better just send the whiskey!
 
Now, I hear wine is mighty fine  
It makes you feel so frisky!  
But trouble’s come, so get er done  
And don’t forget the whiskey!
 
Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey,  
When ya heard that trouble’s coming  
Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey  
Then all this woulda been nothing!
 
Now vodka grows from winter snows  
That make you cold and shivery!  
But that icy bite just don’t feel right  
So best send me a whiskey!
 
Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey  
When you knew that I was coming!  
Oh you shoulda just sent the whiskey  
Then you wouldn’t get a thumping!
 
Times are rough and things are bad  
But don’t you get sad and weepy!  
When you know that I’m a coming  
Just send me your whiskey!
 

 
Fallout: Equestria Project Horizons written by Somber  
Pupbuck design by Vectorbrony  
Applejack Daniel’s by up1ter