@Background Pony #5851
First off BFG9000 is to merciful. Hear use this. Hands you a full auto .22 carbine with 50 round magazine and triblade serrated bayonet. Now we find this guy and show him why such weapons would be considered war crimes if used in combat.
@Background Pony #F962
Why exactly dose my book need to be rewritten? Do you consider her not to be a real girl because she dose not fit the stereotype? Please, Do explain your reasoning here. I would love to hear it.
WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO MACINTOSH!?
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS HIS CHOICE AND NOT THE WORK OF SOME CRUEL AND UNCARING GOD THAT IS FORCING THE CANON INTO STUPID PLACES
Yes, although it has also been used on… other orifices
Isn’t that thing used to break someones jaw?
I don’t think they’d enjoy it on the higher settings where it breaks their jaw or rips either hole it’s put in
some enjoy that
Or you could use something simple but highly effective
First off BFG9000 is to merciful. Hear use this. Hands you a full auto .22 carbine with 50 round magazine and triblade serrated bayonet. Now we find this guy and show him why such weapons would be considered war crimes if used in combat.
pulls out BFG9000
Where is he?
Don’t worry love I’ll love you and be faithful.
Come on, pick me up and carry me home.
cricket cricket
wut?
Why exactly dose my book need to be rewritten? Do you consider her not to be a real girl because she dose not fit the stereotype? Please, Do explain your reasoning here. I would love to hear it.
Edited
Bro, come on. When a girl’s heart is broken, let her cope however she wants and needs.
Tell me about it
*everything
Fucking phone, man..
@MindlessGonzo
NORA, NO! WE CAN’T SOLVE EERYTHING WITH LEG BREAKING!
Sometimes, penile breaking is what we need.
@NebulaNyx1
……. No. No guy would be lucky. And your book needs to be rewritten.
>Implying he wasn’t always one.
Are we talking about the same one who made Spike a background comic relief dragon?
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS HIS CHOICE AND NOT THE WORK OF SOME CRUEL AND UNCARING GOD THAT IS FORCING THE CANON INTO STUPID PLACES
Which is more than what I can say for the shit characterisation of Big Macintosh. At this rate, he might as well be a poorly written OC.
Oh god that would be pretty funny actually… xD
She’s still a big sweetie at least, hugs for her.