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“Hey! HEY! I will do terrible things to you if you climb down into this pyramid! Hey, wait! Come back! I wasn’t threatening you! The rope was dangling in my face! I was gonna swat it and you would have fallen off! I can’t help myself; I’m a cat! Aw come on get back here! God I’m lonely…”
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@Free Current
Aw, thanks guys :D
Squish is a quality human being.
@Badumsquish
@Badumsquish
@Badumsquish
@Badumsquish
@Badumsquish
Good lord, I love you, man!
They’re not visible from this perspective, but the Sphinx does have wings.
No, it’s just a skylight :D
That was my headcanon for her at first, that she was the pharoah’s guardian, he and his civilization had long-since passed on, and she was just left still guarding the pyramid.
You made me think of Dave the Barbarian
“How much later?”
“Later.”
[Five centuries later]
“I wish he’d at least come back to change the litter box once.”
I laughed XD
@rainbowleader
Somnambula: What do you mean I can’t have a male harem anymore?!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, sorry… they abolished that about 800 years ago. Equine rights movement and stallion’s lib, and all that…
Somnambula: That’s is utter horse shit!
Princess Luna: TELL US ABOUT IT!
@spawnofhastur
It would actually make for a pretty mature “racism is bad” episode to have one of them just be a racist kind of product of their time, and the moral is “it’s wrong but they’re not a bad person”, y’know? :P
This is evolving into a wonderful story. I love these little mini fics you occasionally make.
I made a joke about Mage Meadowbrook getting introduced to Zecora but coz she’s from thousands of years ago and Equestria’s equivalent of Louisiana, she’s actually super racist.
This is making me think of American Ranger reading about the stuff he missed on Supermansion XD
A good show to watch on Crackle
@rainbowleader
Somnambula: I still don’t trust her! We shouldn’t let her live with ponies for the same reason we don’t let dragons live with us!
Twilight Sparkle: Uhhh…
Sphinx: Well, about that…
Spike: Hi, I’m Spike!
Somnambula: Okay, fine! But dragons aren’t ex-villains either! Why do you think we just froze Discord in stone and forgot about him?!
Twilight Sparkle: Um… he’s been free for a while. I didn’t like him at first but he helped me move my Crystal Castle out of the middle of Ponyville so I guess you just gotta get to know him–
Somnambula: ARE YOU FRIGGING SERIOUS JUST THROW ME BACK WHERE YOU GUYS FOUND ME!!!
She’s not a racist she’s just from a different time, y’know? Different values :P
Brilliant.
Perfect XD
@rainbowleader
Somnambula: Can’t you see she’s just pretending to be nice to extort food out of you?!
Twilight Sparkle: Well… the ponies actually really want her around now.
Somnambula: WHAT?!
Sphinx: I kind of figured out I can clear a new field and plow it with my claws in like five minutes, reroute entire rivers, and am basically a living crane and excavator for construction. They willingly give me food now. And scritchies.
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia gave her Equestrian citizenship… how long ago?
Sphinx: A few hundred years. At least.
Somnambula: I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS TIME ANYMORE!!!
Twilight: “Let me talk to her and if she doesn’t calm down, she’ll probably burn out at some point.”
A funny and adorable image
Imagine that, by now, she’s been firmly instilled with the ideal of using non-violent approaches to solving problems because she’s so huge and dangerous, and she has Somnambula pinned harmlessly under her paw and is yelling “Twilight! She’s not listening to my words and she’s using violence! What do I do?!”
Omg that would be funny to see XD
It’d probably be a pretty awkward meeting XD
“It’s cool now, I’d rather be friends with ponies. They hooked up my pyramid with electricity!”
“THE HELL IS ELECTRICITY?!?!!!”
“It makes my most favoritist thing in the world, the laser pointer, work!”
“WHAT IS A LASER?!!”
So now that Somnambula is back in Equestria, can we expect a picture of them having a nice 1000 year reunion?