@Background Pony #9004  
What is this, Saddle Arabia??!!

Starlight: What is that?  
Twilight: Stupid fan who love shipping other! befor you be my student and friend , some them shipping Trixie!  
Trixie: Trixie is not in love With Sparkle! but every time Trixie tell , trixie dont be in love with Sparkle , them say trixie lie or trixie hide her feeling of be in love with Sparkle!  
Applejack: Some of them a shipping me with rainbow or rarity and now them shipping with my own brother or with Rara!  
Colertura: yeah what is worng with them!  
Twilight: is not all, if we be fall love with somepony, them be mad for not be in love with the pony of thier shipping!  
Discord: Like those be mad of you be with flash?  
Twilight: yeah! why not let us fond love and be happy?  
Big mac: some are angry for be with sugar belle! some shipping me with a lot mare! princess luna is be in those too!  
Luna: yeah! i not fall in love with him! i only do a race as a team with him!  
Celestia: some a shipping me with you luna!  
Luna: PFFFFF WHAT!? Ok this the line be Cross! GUARD!  
Guard: Yes!  
Luna: Put in jail who dare make some shipping of us to enny pony or creature!  
Celestia: Only If be anoying like this!  
Ramdom shipping fan: Luna x Celestia!  
Celestia: See?  
Guard: Right!(the guard move to the fan put in jail for anoying in pulic)  
Flash: help!  
Twilight: Flash!?  
Flash: some crazy fan take me and try to ship with a other fan!  
Twilight: Ok this is the line be cross! First be call waifu stealer and now this?  
Ramdom fan: Hey Look guy’s is Waifu Stealer!(him his friends laught on flash and trough rock on him)  
Cadance: guard?  
Guard: Yes?  
Cadance: A.F.S.H!  
Guard: Yes!(the guard put the ramdom fan hater in jail for 3 month for hurt flash)  
Rainbow: What is A.F.S.H?  
Cadance: Anti-Flash sentry hater!  
Shining: we a do the same for those mess with Twilight of be a Alicorn!  
Raindow: Oh!..are do the same for this Stupid story of Cupcake Hmm?!(Twilight stup the mouth of Rainbow!)  
Twilight: Dont say it!(maude Look Rainbow with very angry face for say the evil story of cupcake but lucky Pinkie a not hear it!)  
Rainbow: Sorry!

Twilight: “If you insist…”  
 
_{I know, I know, but it was the best I could find without wasting all night on Google.}
 
@Tim Timsen  

 
Or he might split up with her. They haven’t even been on a date, I don’t think either would be heartbroken yet if it didn’t work out.

@Tim Timsen  
Polygamy ftw.

Go back to the human dimension!!

@justus  

 
Well, he can cheat on Sugar Belle.  

My cheerimac ship is dead. You can’t keep yours.

Twilight: Say ‘please’.  
Starlight: Maybe we’ll even touch hooves.

“I’m going to get a restraining order.”

and unfollowing shipper on deck…