@Solarlight
 
Glad someone else agrees with me, I do hope that somepony does write up a clopfic based off of this picture.

This guy is a idiot. She doesn’t even look like a prostitute.

@Background Pony #F589  
Rarity a pimp?!? PLEASE!
 
She’s a woman, so she’d be a madam.

@Dusk Star Shine  
I agree I would definitely read that.

@Background Pony #B56B
 
Oh now that would make a great part of a fanfic, I wish someone would write a story based off of this picture.

John: “Here’s fifty bucks for ten minutes.”
 
Applejack: “WHAT? Get outta here ‘fore Ah kick your ass all up an’ down this street!”
 
John: “You will? Great! Here’s another fifty!”

@Background Pony #FAB3  
Does that mean Rarity is AJ’s pimp?

Yeah, I’m down. Let’s do it

Oh that is hilarious. Rarity tries to make her look good for the fall formal and ends up making her look like a hooker

@Whatthehell!?
 
Oh that’s a great idea on how to start a fanfic based on this image.

Clopfic when?

Hasbro: Gentlemen the sale of regular dolls have come down, we need a fresh and novel idea to recover, brainstorm.
 
Executive 1: What if we went back to Sunset Shimmer at the regular show and tried to connect the two franchises.
 
Hasbro: What kind of madness is that! That would make the show too cool, would not make our investors happy “Buy and Cry company”.
 
Executive 2: How about if we give rise to the new line of minis dolls.
 
Hasbro: That thing will never work!
 
Hasbro: Gentlemen, we must use a strategy so incredible and novel that we appear in the front pages of newspapers and magazines! Miss look for the EQG that already signed the new contract.
 
That night:
 
Sunset Shimmer: But what a horrible area, full of laziness, alcohol, sex and marijuana. Wait… Applejack?! What are you doing here at this hour and dressed and makeup like that?!
 
Applejack: I’ll just tell you this, never let your 80-year-old grandmother sign a contract for you.

See Hasbro? This wouldn’t have happened if you had just given her some blue jeans!

“You’re whoring yourself out for apples again, arent’ you?”
 
“Woman’s gotta eat.”

She really looks like she should give working the streets a try with how she dresses like that, I bet she could make enough money that way to keep the farm afloat for a year or two if she did that just a few times.

@ARC-77  
all the way! “rips off dress to revel nothing but a head on legs”

@ARC-77  

How far do those legs go up?

@Alexlayer  
Eeyup

It was never a matter of if, only a matter of when.