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Here’s an MLP version of Veggie Tales The Wonderful World of Autotainment.
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The present is past!
My watch is messed up!
It’s Pinkie’s Wonderful World of Auto-tainment! Tainment! Tainment!
It’s Pinkie’s Wonderful World of Auto-tainment!
The future is now!
The present is past!
It’s Pinkie’s Wonderful World of Auto-tainment!
The future is now!
The future is now!
Yeah
Wow, we actually went through the whole thing!
Credits roll
2017 Hasbro Productions
Twilight: “You’re right Pinkie. We did learn something today. Faust loves us no matter what happens.”
Pinkie: “Yep. If we have a good day or a bad day. Even if our robots get all goofy, Faust still loves us.”
“Well Pinkie, I think it’s time to go home.”
“Yeah, let’s go home. Goodbye future!”
Ventril-O-Matic: “Goodbye Twilight. Goodbye Pinkie.”
Rusty: sleeping
Starlight: “Hey wait for me! Can I have my old job back in the present? These robots are freaking me out!”
The End
Scootaloo:In my bed I start to pray And tell Faust all about my day
I woke up in my little bed And put my hat upon my head Cleaned my room And cleared my dishes Told Cheerilee breakfast was delicious I went to school, learned something new And tried to follow every rule I studied my vocabulary Had some fun with Twilight and Pinkie.
And so it’s good to know How much you love me It’s true, the scrolls says you do You really love me Your love was with me all throughout my day
I somehow overlooked my bed It seems my dog is underfed Forgot to change my underclothes Watched one too many T.V. shows I had some trouble sharing toys And during rest time, made some noise The walls are not for coloring Sometimes I’m off-key, when I sing
And so it’s really good to know How much you love me It’s true, the scrolls says you do You really love me Your love was with me all throughout my day
In my bed so quietly I rest in knowing Faust loves me!
Edited
Rusty: crying
Ventril-O-Matic: “Why are you crying?”
“I don’t know, I’m just sad!” starts laughing then gets angry and claws at Ventril
“Ow. Ow.”
Twilight: “Alright, that’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m putting a stop to this nonsense! Alright everyone, that’s the end! I’m sorry but this isn’t going to work! I’m calling off the future! If I’m looking at it, I don’t like what I see! Rusty acts like a dog Randomly generated jokes! Randomly generated emotions! This is a big mess! This has to be the worst day of my show business career!”
Pinkie: “I’m sorry Twilight. I was sure this was gonna be the great new way to entertain kids and teach them nice lessons.”
“Oh! Like how to tell nonsense jokes and be emotionally unstable!?”
“Well, no, but they did hear some pretty cool songs.”
Starlight: “The pink pony’s got a point.”
“Well, okay, those were some pretty cool songs, but with all that went wrong where’s the lesson?”
“Wait a minute! I know something we learned! Starlight, would you mind cuing up Scootaloo?”
“You got it!”
whispers the plan to Scootaloo and she agrees
“Ready Starlight?”
“Roger!”
“Fire!”
Scootaloo: “Ow!”
Granny Smith:Alright is everypony ready? Did I ever mention that I used to live in Buffalo. Oh yeah. It’s true chuckles Me and my pet mule. Did I mention I had a mule. It goes something like this.
I’ve got an old mule and her name is Sal
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal
She’s a good old worker and a good old pal
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal
We’ve hauled some barges in our day
Filled with lumber, coal, and hay
And every inch of the way I know
From Albany to Buffalo
Low bridge, everybody down
Low bridge for we’re coming to a town
You can always tell your neighbor
You can always tell your pal
If you’ve ever navigated on the Erie Canal.
Oh that was quite a fifteen years let me tell you we throw in a lot of mule chow
We’d better get along on our way old gal.
fifteen miles on the Erie Canal
Cause I bet your life I’d never part with Sal.
fifteen miles on the Erie Canal
Get up there mule here comes a lock.
We’ll make roam bout’ 6 o’clock
One more trip and back we’ll go
Right back home to Buffalo
Low bridge, everybody down
Low bridge for we’re coming to a town
You can always tell your neighbor
You can always tell your pal
If you’ve ever navigated on the Erie Canal.
You can always tell your neighbor
You can always tell your pal
If you’ve ever navigated on the Erie Canal.
laughs Oh good job Sal. You really know how to carry a tune. Better than hauling a barge anyway.
Erie Canal
Oh boy. Uh Sal you’re uh. You’re on my hoof.
Rusty: “I’m sorry for gettin’ mad at you.”
Ventril-O-Matic: “Apology accepted.”
“You’re my friend.”
“Confirmed.”
Twilight: “What’s he doing?”
Pinkie: “I don’t know. I think I might’ve cheered him up too much.”
“Oh this is just great!”
“You are making me uncomfortable.”
“You are my sunshine.”
“Incorrect, I am a random joke generating artificial intelligence unit. Please stop hugging me.”
“Twilight! I think Rusty might be experiencing randomly generated emotions!”
“Oh for Celestia’s sake! I thought his humor was supposed to be randomly generated!?”
“Well, yeah but maybe he has a short circuit or something.”
“The future’s not looking so hot, Pinkie!
“Please give enthusiastic acknowledgement to…”
“Granny Smith!”
Granny: “Oy! Not again!” doh!
“Performing a song on the topic of…”
“Big band! Big donkey!”
Binky the Opera Singer plays
after the short clip
Rusty: “I love you.”
Ventril-O-Matic: “Your expression of friendship is reciprocated. Would you like to see an aardvark singing opera?”
“Yeah, I’d like that.”
Pinkie:You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You’ll never know friends
How much I love you
You have been my sunshine today
Pinkie and Scootaloo:You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You’ll never know friends
How much I love you
You have been my sunshine today
A little sunshine Faust’s only sunshine
It makes us happy most every day
Always remember how much she loves you
Then you can give her sunshine away
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You’ll never know friends
How much I love you
You have been my sunshine today
You have been my sunshine today
You have been my sunshine today
Ventril-O
Matic: “The preceding demonstration of accelerated linguistic output certainly emphasizes his perspicacity.”
”Rusty: “I’ll say. Did you hear about the one about the stallion who went door to door looking for work?”
“That data is not on file.”
“Well, he meets this one fella who offers him 50 bucks to paint his porch.”
“Such a transaction would be deemed equitable.”
“The stallion comes back in an hour and says, “I’m finished, but I think you should know your car is a Ferrari, not a Porch!””
“That stallion was clearly not as intelligent as the stallion who performed just moments ago.”
“What do you mean? Of course he is! It would’ve taken him twice as long to paint the porch!”
“That would be dishonest.”
“What, you calling me a cheat? First you insult my family and then you call me a cheat!?”
“Is this another instance of your teasing?”
“Well I don’t know, what do you think!?”
“The intensity of your reaction is unreasonable.”
“Oh! So now I’m classified as unreasonable, huh!”
Pinkie: “Uh oh!”
Twilight: “Pinkie, what’s up with rusty?”
“I think he might be experiencing technical difficulties.”
“Technical difficulties? A host can’t experience technical difficulties in the middle of a show! What’s he so wound up about?”
“I don’t know? I have an idea! Maybe I can cheer him up! Wait here.”
“Pinkie, what
Starlight: “Hey! You’re supposed to be randomly selected!”
“It’s an emergency!”
Fancy: Here we go!
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
Lot of news, let’s see…
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse (3x)
Fancy: Alright, hang on! I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
Fancy: Alright, now stay with me… (sings slowly) I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
Lot of news…
(sings faster) With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
Chorus: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse (3x)
Fancy: I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
Chorus: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
Fancy: Ah, splendid! Lovely! Oh, thank you!
I’m done.
Rusty: “Somebody told me that was ice cream!”
Ventril-O-Matic: “Negative. That would nullify the irony. Please repeat courteous recognition sequence.”
“Fancy Pants!”
Fancy: “Oh dear.” Ah!
“Performing a melodious interpretation of…”
“Military! Intelligence!”
the short Lunch plays
Rusty: “You know, that Zacchaeus and I have a lot in common.”
Ventril-O-Matic: “What links to that correlation?”
“Well, he was a tax collector in a tree, and I got a surge protector in my knee! Oh!”
Twilight: “Pinkie, that wasn’t a randomly generated joke, it made sense! Kinda corny, but it made sense!”
Pinkie: “Hmm, that’s odd.”
“Fascinating, you do share similarities. Perhaps you originated from the same parts facility.”
“Hey! What did you say about my family!?”
“The inferred insult was unintentional.”
short circuits “Oh, I’m just teasing ya big lug!”
“Oh. And now a randomly placed random short film on a random topic.”
Granny Smith:Here we go. \
Zacchaeus was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he
He climbed up in a sycamore tree
For the Lord he wanted to see
And as the Savior passed that way
He looked up in that tree
And He said, “Zacchaeus, you come down!
For I’m going to your house today
For I’m going to your house to stay” chuckles
Hey what’s with the egyptian thing? scats Here we go one more time
Zacchaeus was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he
He climbed up in a sycamore tree
For the Lord he wanted to see
And as the Savior passed that way
He looked up in that tree
And He said, “Zacchaeus, you come down!
For I’m going to your house today
For I’m going to your house to stay”
scats Look at me go Look at me go
Zacchaeus was a wee little man
But a happy little man was he
Zacchaeus saw the Lord that day
But a happy little man was he
And as the Savior passed that way
He looked up in that tree
And He said, “Zacchaeus, you come down!
And a happy little man was he
Yes a happy little man was he
scats one more time
Ventril-O-Matic: “The harmonizing fillies provide a most entertaining demonstration which serve as a reminder, how do you sink a submarine full of fillies?”
Rusty: “I dunno, how do you sink a submarine full of fillies?”
“Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years!” laugh track
“Oh you’re killing me! But seriously folks, next up we have a very talented performer! Please welcome… Granny Smith!”
“Huh?” oof!
“Performing a song on the topic of…”
“Biblical! Dwarves!”
@Background Pony #D86D
Diamond Tiara: Hello, Silver Spoon! It appears there’s a problem in the sea. There’s a little hole, and it’s accumulating a lot of junk!
Silver Spoon: Oh ho!
Both:There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea,
there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a hole,
there’s a hole.
There’s a hole in the bottom of sea.
Diamond Tiara: See? I told you.
Silver Spoon: Wa-hoo!
Diamond Tiara: Uh huh!
Both:There’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
there’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a log,
there’s a log.
There’s a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Diamond Tiara: But that’s not all! We’ve only just begun!
Both:There’s a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
there’s a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a bump,
Silver Spoon: Ooh!
Both:there’s a bump.
Silver Spoon: Ooh!
Both:There’s a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Silver Spoon: Oh, I love this song, Diamond Tiara!
Diamond Tiara: Wonderfully repetitive, Silver Spoon!
Both:There’s a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
Silver Spoon: Ha ha!
Both:there’s a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a frog,
there’s a frog.
There’s a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Silver Spoon: Oh boy, this is crazy!
Diamond Tiara: It’s getting nuts, huh?
Both:There’s a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
Silver Spoon: Oh ho!
Both:there’s a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a fly,
Silver Spoon: Uh huh!
Both:there’s a fly.
Diamond Tiara:Buzz!
Both:There’s a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Silver Spoon: Oh, I’m getting dizzy! Ok, again!
Diamond Tiara: Oh, here we go!
Both:There’s a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
Silver Spoon: Oh ho!
Both:there’s a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a wing,
there’s a wing.
There’s a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Silver Spoon: Oh ho, Diamond Tiara, you are looking pink!
Diamond Tiara: But of course!
Both:There’s a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
there’s a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a flea,
Diamond Tiara: Mm-hm!
Both:there’s a flea,
Diamond Tiara: Mm-hm!
Both:There’s a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There’s a flea,
there’s a flea.
There’s a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Silver Spoon: In the bottom of the seeea!
Diamond Tiara: Thankfully, the flea is clean!
Silver Spoon: Oh yeah!
Ventril-O-Matic: “With a song regarding…”
Rusty: “Nautical! Refuse!”
Edited
Diamond Tiara: Uh-oh!
Silver Spoon: What is happening?
the two are launched
Both: AHHHH! thud into the wall
Ventril-O-Matic:Where does a sheep go to get it’s haircut?
Rusty:I dunno. Where does a sheep go to get it’s haircut?
Ventril-O-Matic:So he says what are you talking about. That’s not my dog. Please activate curtius recognition sequence for…
The wheel of ponies stops
Rusty:The rich fillies.
The future is now!
Pinkie: “And now, coming to you live, from the future, it’s Pinkie’s Wonderful World of Auto-tainment!”
It’s Pinkie’s Wonderful World of Auto-tainment! Tainment! Tainment!
Twilight: “Uh Pinkie, I thought you said the future didn’t have theme songs?”
“I did, so you didn’t expect it! And that makes it funny!”
“Oy.”
“Staring those adorably amusing artificial intelligence units, the Ventril-o-matic and Rusty! With the techno pony of the future, Starlight Glimmer!”
“Ola!”
The future is now! The future is now!