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Dangerous Amoeba
Duck - The world's first and only single-celled duck.

I don’t like fluffy any equestrian pony. Equestrian ponies are intelligent creatures with unique personalities, fluffies are cheap toys. Don’t merge the two.
rserp8

Victim of Thanos
Fluffy Rarity, don’t be fooled! You maybe too stupid to understand this warning, but I’m giving it to you any anyway. This spineless coward that is welcoming you in is gonna bring you in to his funhouse of terror, where he has taken hundreds of other fluffies to abuse, torture, kill and mutilate them and he’s gonna do the same to you.  
If you still haven’t understood, than I’ll tell you it like this:  
This dummeh hooman isn’t dummeh hooman. He is big, scary munsta (He may or maynot be in cahoots with that man who you call “Big Mista”)  
He has given biggest huwties and agonizing owwies to hundreds of ther fwuffies in his care before deciding to give them fowevah sweepies when he’s had enough fun with them. All I can say is this, when you enter “your new home” and met your new “daddeh”, you gonna wish that you heeded my warnings. This man is bad news and bad news means:  
He’s gonna take your babbehs away.  
You and your babbehs’ll be crying, but as long as he hears that sound of a fluffy in misery before drinking the tears of said fluffy, this jerk is at his happiest, unfortunately.  
Anyway, he’ll give your babbehs massive owwies and then either give them more huwties or deliver sowwy stopies to give your fwuffy babbehs (Good babbehs I assume.) fowevah sweepies.  
You’ll be crying louder and be pleading for people like me to hewp you. Unfortunately, I can’t hewp you if I don’t know where this prick’s base of operations is at.  
Basically, when he has you, you’re fucked.  
After several hours of gruesome huwties and nasty torture owwies, along with maybe a couple poopie pwace owwies (I’m pretty sure he’s done THAT before since he’s such a sick bastard) and Hell, as an added bonus, he’d probably give you psychological owwies and huwties, while torturing the five other helpless fwiends that you will make in that hellhole, but won’t know for very long, since he’ll give them fowevah sweepies to them, to make you bawl even harder while he fills his bathtub with your tears.  
And while you lie there, after a few days, crying softly to yourself about how you wan die, you might get that wish, since to you right there, fowevah sweepies would be the best thing to happen to you since the first time you had “sketty”, but then again, when the Ringmaster, like the psycho he is, is done with you, then you you’ll have the sweet salvation known only as fowevah sweepies, which since he’s a heartless jerk, he’d never give it to you and would rathwer give it to you the way he wants to: By agonizingly painful way to go fowevah sweepies, complete with extreme huwties and brutal owwies.  
So, do you get what I meant Rarifluff or do I have to repeat everything that I just said?
JP
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

I miss the show so much
I’m not sure if I can ever like fluffy versions of the mane six. No matter how cute they are.