“You can eat what’s left after I’m done.”

Fuck off, Sparkle.

UNF to the fucking extreme

@Background Pony #E206
 

Roman baths are the best kind.

@DAPLR  
I just like that story because it clearly paints Jesus as a psychotic megalomaniac.

It’s not a wonder that this picture has a powerful following. Thro this masterpiece in the Louver.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Aw, I could never stay mad at you, Nightweaver, especially since I enjoy all your posts so much, especially the Two Best Friends ones :D

@DAPLR  
I’m sorry. I’m a horrible person and most Christians are actually pretty OK people.

@DAPLR  
Exactly! She’s so hot she turned the swimming pool into a thermal spa!

@Cujo  
“THE GANG FIND A FIG TREE”
 
There is actually a LOT of theories and metaphors and spiritual reasoning’s as to why Jesus made the fig tree wither and to never bear fruit again. On the actual activity of doing so, Jesus was getting kinda hungry and the gang came upon a fig tree and thought, “Hey! There’s a fig tree over there with fruit, because it has leaves”. Yet when they came closer, there was no fruit. Supposedly the type of fig trees native to the region grow leaves after bearing fruit, and are also meant to be in season most months of the year(?)  
Anyway, for essentially doing the equivalent of lying through being a tree, Jesus cursed it. The next day, it was completely withered.  
It’s not really in the league of goofy as the others, and the possible representation of the act so close to his crucifixion could be interpreted in a lot of (what would be here) boring religious ways, heh. I’ll save the explanations for the forums, haha.
 
@stargrazer  
You’re right! Let’s re-focus on how hot Sunset Shimmer looks :D

@Cujo  
Yeah. Jesus doesn’t hate fags, he hates figs.
 
How did the discussion end up here anyway? XD

@DAPLR  
Didn’t Jesus also curse a fig tree to wither and die because it didn’t have any fruit, when it was out of season?

This is the best Sunset pic he’s ever done. A masterpiece.

@DAPLR  
True, tons of shit happened. And the Bible also has it’s share of numerous mythological creatures.  
Hebrew folklore is no joke!
 
 
@BigBadSeed  
I share the same sentiment.  
Fuck puritanism.

@DAPLR  
I meant no harm. I just like sex, and don’t like people who don’t like sex.

@Nightweaver20xx  
@BigBadSeed
 

 
 
@Background Pony #19E9  
Man, crack open a Bible, there are LOTS of wacky stories in there! Samson killed a thousand men with a donkey’s jaw. David (of David vs. Goliath fame) killed 200 men to get their foreskins to get the daughter of the king to marry him. The punchline is that he only needed a hundred. When Noah was drunk off his ass after saving the animals from the flood, he banished his grandson for waking him up and having a hangover…that’s a rough morning.  
Another one is this dude called Elisha is super sensitive about losing his hair. Then some punk kids start giving him crap over it. So Elisha prays to God and God sends two bears to kill more than forty of them little kids!  
Last but not least is Biblical WrestleMania where Jacob finds an angel and grapples and wrestles for an entire day for a blessing he didn’t even need.  
I hope that many epic one liners were spoken, yet lost to history during these events. Like when Moses assassinates an Egyptian (he made sure there was no witness’s), I imagine he said, ’Looks like he bit of more than he could ‘Jew’!

Joe… dude… I love you man…

@Background Pony #4BBA  

 

Twi certainly looks like she is enjoying that bacon

@Nightweaver20xx  
Indeed. Fuck them, with or without consent.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Christianity is so boring, Where are all the fun gods? Do Christians have Bacchus?(Dionysus) No? Greco-Roman gods wins then.

@SeraphimDawn  
Oh, you mean Christianity? Yeah fuck those guys. Oh wait, maybe I shouldn’t say that. They may be watching us.

@Nightweaver20xx  
They had drawn porn on walls similar to what we see on the internet today.
 
…. Until the puritanical fucks took over.