They should have had a EqG-ized Chris Hansen in the background

The script for Legend of Everfree says that Timber Spruce’s canonical age is 16.

CPA scum.

Goodbye to timber the creeper 😊

@darknessRising24  
yeah but do you really think they can do an interdimensional relationships. twilight is a princess she can hop to another world whenever she wants just to suck face with her crush. it also not fair to flash if there just going to string him along like that

@Background Pony #EA8E
 
Nope, Twilight’s still in highschool and probably 18, their relationship could count as statutory rape if he had sex with her.
 
And besides, Flash loves Pony-Twi, not Sci-Twi.

@Lock247
 
@SeraphimDawn
 
When you think about it, if Flash is a Royal Guard in the pony world, that could be carried over to his human counterpart in the form of him wanting to be a police officer…
 
Meh, food for thought.

@Lock247  
There was a cop in one of those EqG short animations who strangely resembled Flash entry in terms of colours.
 
People suspect that guy to be his dad?

You know how some people use to think that Shining Armor’s EQG counterpart was a cop, before that was jossed by the third EQG movie? Now I wish that fan theory was true, cause this pic would be even funnier if he was one of the two cops in this image. If that were the case, Timber Spruce would be really screwed.

Oh good, it’s not just me.

@Background Pony #25E7  
No he’s a Timber Wolf I’m riding this theory till the very end.

Let me guess flash did something stupid to frame timber so he can have twilight all to himself

Man don’t cite me but I thiiiink there are some laws about relationships for people within a few years of age of each other on opposite sides of the consent line? Like, a 17-year-old and a 19-year-old, otherwise their relationship would’ve started legal if they met a couple years earlier then become illegal.
 
But anyway - Timber Spruce is an ancient forest spirit sent from Equestria, so he’s probably actually quite old, but it goes down the same memory hole where they sent Twilight being an adult in Equestria but dating a teenage Flash in human-world.

@Background is Best Pony  
Legally that doesn’t matter. If he’s over 18 and she’s under 18, that’s technically statutory rape by US federal law (however, state laws have the age of consent at 16 most of the time). However, Twilight’s a Senior, so she could be 18.

How long before we put other ponies faces on Timber?
 
Flash, Celestia, Sombra…

@AaronMk  
You’re right.

Please let that happen. Let Timber Spruce and her sister become antagonist and get arrested at the end of the movie. Please!

That’s for seatin’ waifus!

@AaronMk  
That’s also true.

@Background is Best Pony
 
Seeing as how Twilight’s still in highschool and probably under 18, then Timber - who may be over eighteen - could go to jail for statutory rape if he had sex with her; which may be what this is implying.

Just going to leave this here.  

He can tap it, he just can’t take any pictures of it. Crazy consent laws.

Haw.

I was thinking only a few years older? No big deal.