“Normally, both your flanks would be dead as fyaying fried chicken, but you happen to pull this syay while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much syay this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb flank.”

English, mother-clopper, do you speak it?

@justus  
 
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@kircher  
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Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous pone is beset on all sides by the inequities of the duckish and the tyranny of evil corporations. Blessed is he who, in the name of friendship and being excellent to one another, shepherds the weak through the valley of the spaghetti. For he is truly his brony’s keeper and the finder of lost waifus. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brethren. And you know you will praise the Sun when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

This is a tasty burger

“Tell me again about the hay bars.”