-I’ll order a pizza Melody… Want to pick a topping?
-Flowers would be nice?
-Then I’ll have a pineapple pizza
-EW… PINEAPPLE
30Mins or less later
-I thought you didn’t like pineapple
-It’s never late to try something new
Everyone says they hate pineapple pizza, but then they eat it like they love it and leave NOTHING!
Or wait… I like pineapple on pizza… But not much just the pineapple…
’yup…
I just like it because no one else does… So more for me…
I also like pineapples IRL but never on pizza. Ironic, ain’t it?
Better tell your doctor to get the stomache pump ready
Hoh my god. This is the reply I’m going to default to whenever someone gives me the “Well you like X, Y, and Z, why don’t you like this nasty combination of the three?” spiel.
Friend: Yeah!
Me: Do you like salsa?
Friend: Yeah!
Me: dumps salsa on his sundae And THAT is why I don’t like Hawaiian Pizza.