Ah, good. The real deal. Get your flanks in here, we have a situation.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cinaede? I’ll have you know I got a 5 on the AP exam, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the Gallic Wars, and my gladius has over CCC confirmed kills. I am trained in simian warfare and I’m the top centurion in the entire Roman Empire Legion Empire. Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi in rupibus ventosimmus exponebantur ad necem. I will stab you like Brutus stabbed Caesar, except with precision that will make you wish you’d never been born - mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Derideo te! As we speak, my legions are coming from across the Empire and your fate has been cast with the gods so you better prepare for the storm, vermicule. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your words are like a brutem fulmen and I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over DCC different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat by the greatest gladiators, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you pathice. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stulte. I will shit Iupiter’s fury all over you and you will drown in it. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, kiddo.

Oh. Ok. Chau

Strangely enough the only part of this I actually paid any attention to was “celestia’s glowing arsehole”

Alucard: “BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!”

Hod she sounds like every 12 year old on C.O.D

1v1 me m8

@Phantom Rider  
Glad ya like her. ^^

Lesson of the day: do not insult Agent Bon Bond’s very best friend or you will die to regret it.
 
@Aasha  
I take it Inner Sight is the blind one? Too delicious for it to not be so.

 
#2SPOOKY4ME

@Manual_Monaro  
Hardly anyone likes that, but cool :)

@Phantom Rider  
They’re OCs. Inner Sight and Doodles.

@Background Pony #C4F4  

 
_{Sorry. :3}
 
@ArkyNoid  
@Aasha  
The definite origin of the whole thing is a little in the air, but you can read about most of what we know on Know Your Meme. I have no idea if there’s a better resource for it.
 
@Ponysubmarine  
Who says Lyra doesn’t like it? ;3

@Background Pony #C4F4  
Bon Bon: BRRRRRRRRRRP!! (Fart Fury sounds)
 
Lyra: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Lyra Can You Change Your Mane Its Dull..
 
Bon Bon : FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
 
O.0 Sorry?

@Aasha  
Who are the ponies in your avatar?

@ArkyNoid  
I like to think the original post was actually someone trying to be taken serious.

@Manual_Monaro
 
I always figured the original was inspired by the kind of talk you’d see from a lot of 14 year old Call of Duty junkies.

wow bon bon, all i asked her was if you two wanted to come over for dinner this weekend

@Aasha  
No problem at all!

@Manual_Monaro  
Thanks. That would have been bugging me all night.

@Aasha  
Yeah, the ‘Navy Seal Copypasta’ (also known as the ‘Marine Copypasta’, ‘Internet Tough Guy Copypasta’ and ‘Gorilla Warfare Copypasta’). :3

This sounds distinctly familiar. Is this a reference to something with the words changed out to sound pony-ish?

@Ponysubmarine  
9_6

@MezzoDragon  
:)