@Celestia’s Servant  
“Closing time/ one last call for alcohol/ so finish your whiskey or beer/ Closing time/ you don’t have to go home/ but you can’t/ stay/ heeeeeeeeere/ I know who I want to take me home/ I know who I want to take me home/ I know who I want to take me home/ Take me home.”
 
Sorry, couldn’t resist the joke.

Hello Fluttershy, I’m making a new kind of sweet tea and was wondering if you’d like to try some.

Hi Fluttershy! How are things?

Miss Fluttershy! Nice to speak to you again!
 
 
My question is, how did your brother initially feel about your lifestyle choice as a filly? It seemed you both had very different aspirations compared to other pegasi. Did he sympathize with you?

Rarity’s ill, so I’m letting you know that Opal had her kittens this morning.

@RighteousIndignayshun  
I think the answer to that is a Dragon.
 
Hi FLuttershy, How is your little Brother doing?

Did you know that Rainbow secretly loves going to the spa? What’s your reaction to that?

Do you have a favorite dog breed apart from Cerberus and Orthros? Also, hugs?

Have you ever encountered an arimaspi? Are there even any left or have they gone extinct?

How are you baby? is Discord behaving himself?
 
Snuggles?

Ms. Shy? Your presence is requested in Los Pegasus. Seems some wildlife smugglers had some Gallopagos penguins, and threw them overboard when the authorities were on their way. Your help is requested in rounding the birds up.

Greetings FLuttershy. How are you? Hugs?

Hey, Fluttermuffin! Dinky Muffin’s magic skills have increased. She’s even mastered a spell to make ponies glow!

I have this bunny who seems to want to get onto the police force? Do you think you can help her with that?

What, unfortunately, would you say is your least favorite animal?

Do have a favorite book? And how are are things with Zephyr Breeze?

Has Pinkie talked to you about the Tasty Treats place in Canterlot? You should try it. And bring Discord too. I think it would be….Chaotic…to your taste buds.

Here’s a contract stating that absolutely no animals will come under undue harm or abuse in serving with Royal Guards, nor will we use any animal incapable of defending itself should the need arise, nor will said animals be taken in such a degree that it upsets their natural habitats… along with a personal apology for any misunderstanding the last time I brought up the idea.
 
Now may we please discuss integrating wild animals into use alongside Royal Guard operations?

holds up a potato
 
Have a potato. :)
 
puts it on doorstep

If you were a Princess, what would your first order of business be?
 
hope you don’t mind if I use this again CS

Have you ever had to deal with a troublesome sphinx?

Fluttershy, I could really use a break. Could we share a quiet spot of tea outside your cottage?

What do you think of CS? Would you go out with him?

Hanging with Discord or Tree Hugger lately?. Also, hugs?