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Sejen

For some reason I’m reminded of some of the books in the Elder Scrolls series of games…
 
 
An excerpt from “The Honourable Scribe” A play in several parts, as performed by the Greasy Wagon theatrical troupe.
 
[Singing]  
Spike: “Who is this vision before my eyes? Hovering gently in the skies?”  
Ember: “I am the lizard queen!”  
Dragons: “She is the lizard queen!”  
Ember: “Yes! I am the lizard queen!”  
Pink Dragon: “I’m known for belching loudly! Which I do quite proudly! Before the lizard queen!”  
Dragons: “Before the lizard queen!”  
Other Dragon: “I’m such a impulsive fellow, I want to steal ev’ry pony pillow, for the Lizard queen!”  
Dragons: “For the lizard queen!”  
Garble: “The reason why I’m such a grump? I’m jealous of Spike, that purple runt! He loves the lizard queen!”  
Dragons: “Spike loves the lizard queen!”  
Ember: “Yes! I am his lizard queen!”  
…..
 
…..  
Ember: “A scribe eh? Perhaps you could entertain me with your skills with your quill?”  
Spike: “My lady Ember! Out here? Amongst the others? But they…”
 
Ember: “I understand, you fear for your performance! Fear not, for your mistress has told me how pleased she is with your quillwork.”  
Spike: “You flatter me, my lady.”
 
Ember: “May I suggest a private performance? Perhaps, away from the noise of the rabble around us where we both may enjoy your tremendous talent.”  
Spike: “Surely you don’t mean for me to accompany you to your room?”
 
Ember: “Nay, the Lava Caves will suffice. You can amuse me within.”  
Spike: “I fear for my quill, would it stand such a heat?”
 
Ember: *“Well, let us find out my sweet young scribe.”*

 
Oh my God! What have I done?!!
Background Pony #6FAF
Me: Give her this hands Torch some pills and this hands Torch more pills and these drops a pile of pills into Torch’s palm  
Torch: Thank you, doctor.  
Me: Oh I’m not a doctor…