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“But there won’t be any danger?”
“No, of course not… who do you think I am?”
“Oh good because for a second there I was…”
“No she won’t be in any danger. But she doesn’t know that. She’ll be thinking she’s far from home all alone so she’d better do what the princess tells her to”
Twilight: [voiceover] Ponyville… shit; I’m still only in Ponyville… Every time I think I’m gonna wake up back at Canterlot High.
Twilight: When I was home after my first tour, it was worse.
[grabs at flying breezie]
Twilight: I’d wake up and there’d be nothing. I hardly said a word to Flash, until I said “yes” to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the high school. I’m here a week now… waiting for a mission… getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Sunset clutches her crown, she gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
“I watched a Breezie crawl along the edge of a bugbear’s stinger. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare: crawling, fluttering, along the edge of a bugbear’s stinger and surviving.”
Edited
The blue bus is calling us
Cue going rogue and rescuing Sunset before teaming up with her to take out Canterlot Castle.
“Terminate the waifu?”
“She’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable equestrian conduct. And she is still in the field attracting bronies.”
“Terminate with extreme prejudice.”
“W-What are yo-”
“GOOD! Here’s a baby dragon, he’s yours now. kthxbai”
Very.