And now we have a Venus that is literally stuck where she is, because her horn’s too long, and Mars is forced to give her bedside treatment. God forbid this happens in a bathroom somewhere, she’d be dead before long simply because of how many clients she’d have to service.
…There is no honor or pleasantness in Equestria anymore, is there?
@KillerSteel
It could have all been stolen… just imagine, after the horn goes through the roof, that every customer takes their money back, or steals a bunch from her from previous customers.
Granted point, but even by those points, it’s still well over twice the world’s population by the inch theory… well, maybe we could do it by feet? Eh, let’s crunch the numbers!
50 bits, one foot per client, let’s saaaaay… 30% of her clients actually pay up, and the others are rape, favors, dares, or other circumstances that don’t equate to an exchange of service for tender.
Thus, we come to the equation for how many ‘clients’ she’s serviced:
384,400 * 3280.84 = 1,261,154,896
A much more reasonable number! A number that would still equal her using several hundred reincarnations of herself to service, but we’ll add sex-cartoon physics to that and say she remains healthy through this untold amount of fucks.
Now, we get how many of those clients actually paid her.
1,261,154,896 * 0.3 = 378,346,468.8
So pretty much the combined populations of the US, Canada and Mexico, with some remainder from other places. Alright, reasonable… at least in Equestria, where magic, and likely regenerative healing exists.
How much money would she get if each paid 50 bits? And we’ll say that .8 is a freeloader who ran and didn’t pay up.
378,346,468 * 50 = 18,917,323,400
Comparing that to our earlier value, where she could literally build a castle out of her bits and still have about a hundred billion bits left to spend… well, we’ve got a more /reasonable/ number, I guess. She’d be at the forefront of the richest ponies on the planet, though.
So, Marsminer, I ask you: How is Venus still so poor? Even if you said that her horn increased by a MILE for each client she’s serviced, which… oh, let’s do that then! So, how many miles to the moon?
238855.086
Again, the .086 is a freeloader who took off and didn’t pay. So we have 238855 clients, and a whole lot of house repair bills to pay. And a frightening amount of horn growth.
So, doing that, we say that 30% pay up.
238855 * 0.3 = 71656.5
Mmmm… following the rules, ‘nother freeloader.
71656 * 50 = 3,582,800 bits.
So she’d STILL have enough to buy a nice house, and likely even fucking retire.
Mars. I demand a picture with Venus crunching the math and realizing how much she’s earned, then an explanation as to how all the money has been squandered.
Reworking the math, though, the previous statement also implies that she’s been all over the world, or the entirety of the population of the planet has visited her near three times.
15,133,866,440 clients serviced.
So obviously the horn is growing quite a bit more than just an inch per act. I think this job would’ve put her in the ground around the ten thousandth client.
Would people take this as a sign for intervention? I would, despite it also being a sign of her incredible success. Now she just needs a way to make the finances work.
Imagine how rich she’d be if each of those clients paid her 50 bits, and her horn reached all the way to the moon. If it grew an inch for every client serviced, and each client paid 50 bits for said service… uhhh, let’s see…
It’s 384,400 kilometers to the moon. And there’s 39,370.1 inches to the kilometer. 50 bits per inch, so…
50 * 384,400 * 39370.1 = 756,693,322,000
So, after all that work, she’d have over 756 billion bits. Richest pony on the planet.
Good lord, where the hell is all this money going to? Or is she working for free 3/4s of the time?
@KillerSteel
>>507734
And thus, the Mane 6 being a load of bastards towards Venus is inserted into Marsminer’s head as an idea.
Nope, but then again, if there was, Marsminer might be out of work! D=
And now we have a Venus that is literally stuck where she is, because her horn’s too long, and Mars is forced to give her bedside treatment. God forbid this happens in a bathroom somewhere, she’d be dead before long simply because of how many clients she’d have to service.
…There is no honor or pleasantness in Equestria anymore, is there?
It could have all been stolen… just imagine, after the horn goes through the roof, that every customer takes their money back, or steals a bunch from her from previous customers.
Granted point, but even by those points, it’s still well over twice the world’s population by the inch theory… well, maybe we could do it by feet? Eh, let’s crunch the numbers!
50 bits, one foot per client, let’s saaaaay… 30% of her clients actually pay up, and the others are rape, favors, dares, or other circumstances that don’t equate to an exchange of service for tender.
Thus, we come to the equation for how many ‘clients’ she’s serviced:
384,400 * 3280.84 = 1,261,154,896
A much more reasonable number! A number that would still equal her using several hundred reincarnations of herself to service, but we’ll add sex-cartoon physics to that and say she remains healthy through this untold amount of fucks.
Now, we get how many of those clients actually paid her.
1,261,154,896 * 0.3 = 378,346,468.8
So pretty much the combined populations of the US, Canada and Mexico, with some remainder from other places. Alright, reasonable… at least in Equestria, where magic, and likely regenerative healing exists.
How much money would she get if each paid 50 bits? And we’ll say that .8 is a freeloader who ran and didn’t pay up.
378,346,468 * 50 = 18,917,323,400
Comparing that to our earlier value, where she could literally build a castle out of her bits and still have about a hundred billion bits left to spend… well, we’ve got a more /reasonable/ number, I guess. She’d be at the forefront of the richest ponies on the planet, though.
So, Marsminer, I ask you: How is Venus still so poor? Even if you said that her horn increased by a MILE for each client she’s serviced, which… oh, let’s do that then! So, how many miles to the moon?
238855.086
Again, the .086 is a freeloader who took off and didn’t pay. So we have 238855 clients, and a whole lot of house repair bills to pay. And a frightening amount of horn growth.
So, doing that, we say that 30% pay up.
238855 * 0.3 = 71656.5
Mmmm… following the rules, ‘nother freeloader.
71656 * 50 = 3,582,800 bits.
So she’d STILL have enough to buy a nice house, and likely even fucking retire.
Mars. I demand a picture with Venus crunching the math and realizing how much she’s earned, then an explanation as to how all the money has been squandered.
One, repeat clients.
Two, I suppose even the ones who rape her can qualify as “clients” in some regard… Also, don’t forget “favours”!
Or will it pierce it ?
15,133,866,440 clients serviced.
So obviously the horn is growing quite a bit more than just an inch per act. I think this job would’ve put her in the ground around the ten thousandth client.
Imagine how rich she’d be if each of those clients paid her 50 bits, and her horn reached all the way to the moon. If it grew an inch for every client serviced, and each client paid 50 bits for said service… uhhh, let’s see…
It’s 384,400 kilometers to the moon. And there’s 39,370.1 inches to the kilometer. 50 bits per inch, so…
50 * 384,400 * 39370.1 = 756,693,322,000
So, after all that work, she’d have over 756 billion bits. Richest pony on the planet.
Good lord, where the hell is all this money going to? Or is she working for free 3/4s of the time?