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@Background Pony #6EE5  
@Trusttrott  
Have an attempt at some punny dirty talk. Spoilered for above-suggestive content, I guess.
 
*“You said you wanted to sleep with me, yet all you do is find ways to keep us awake.”*
 
“You know a package needs to be properly wrapped before it can be recieved, right?”
 
“Do you think I’m an ass? Because it’s all you seem to look at.”
 
“I’m not a criminal, so why are you being so hard on me?”
 
“You must feel pretty underdressed, being between two ‘ties’.”
 
“Were you a diamond dog in a past life? Because you seem quite ruff.”
 
“You must be a college student, because you’re pretty good at pulling all-nighters.”
 
“I thought you arrived hours ago, but according to you, you only just came.”
 
“You must be a big fan of stories, seeing how much you like getting wrapped up in a ‘tale’.”
 
*“Since I got a new identity from the night guard, I guess that makes me a ‘nobody pillow’, huh?”*
Background Pony #96F4
I don’t even wanna know what kind of puns she’d pull out when doing it.