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@Background Pony #6EE5
Have an attempt at some punny dirty talk. Spoilered for above-suggestive content, I guess.

"You said you wanted to sleep with me, yet all you do is find ways to keep us awake."

"You know a package needs to be properly wrapped before it can be recieved, right?"

"Do you think I'm an ass? Because it's all you seem to look at."

"I'm not a criminal, so why are you being so hard on me?"

"You must feel pretty underdressed, being between two 'ties'."

"Were you a diamond dog in a past life? Because you seem quite ruff."

"You must be a college student, because you're pretty good at pulling all-nighters."

"I thought you arrived hours ago, but according to you, you only just came."

"You must be a big fan of stories, seeing how much you like getting wrapped up in a 'tale'."

"Since I got a new identity from the night guard, I guess that makes me a 'nobody pillow', huh?"