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When will this day be done?
Will I have a girl
or will I have a son?
At last, Mother and Father, I am created!
rarity:(breathing in singing pitch)
eh, thats a dexter’s lab reference. hell, it isn’t even a reference, its a quote. from the episode when dexter was born, it was a musical.
IS THIS BAIT?
With these glasses I betroth to you
The knowledge and skill
That is quite far and few!
He proves to have a skull
Exactly twice the size of norm!
And Norm’s the largest man I’ve seen
And you have just been born!
His X-Rays shows his brain is huge
There shouldn’t be a fuss!
As doctors, we must classify him…
Clinically genius!
Nope, Dexter expy.
I finally have a son!
Hurrah, hurrah! Hurrah, hooray!
I finally have a-
Egad! Look at the size of his cranium!
Is there a problem? Is there a problem?
Oh great. Another Gary Sue OC.
He seems to to have a skull exactly twice the size as Norm!
And Norm’s the largest man I’ve seen and you have just been born!
His X-ray shows his brain is huge their shouldn’t be a fuss!
As doctors, we must classify him, clinically genius!!
Egad! Look at the size of this crayon!!!
Congratulations, Mr. Father! Today is finally done!
May I announce that you…
Now have a…
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Magic? or just the dirty old fashioned way.
Yeah, I hated that.
How is that…
How.
Will it be a girl or will I have a son?
While I loved the opera, Dee Dee was a total jackass. For absolutely no reason, she picks up baby Dexter’s toys and smashes them on the ground.
Oh, dear brother, what have you got there?
Nothing! Nothing! You only see air!
Oh, dear brother, I love you very much!
smashes whatever Dexter was working on
Oops! I guess I shouldn’t touch!