Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Holofan4life  
“I don’t have a ‘girlfriend,’ Watson, you know this, and I’m quite insulted you think of me as the kind of wanker who enjoys the company of women that have yet to come to a proper age for courtship.”

@CogWeaver
 
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”

@Holofan4life
 
@CogWeaver  

I don’t watch Sherlock Holmes.

 
I SAW MY CHANCE AND I TOOK IT!

@AppleJackFrost  

Hello

Sounds like my upstairs neighbours are having a messy breakup or something
 
Lotsa screaming and slamming doors and shit

@PaskaNaakka  
Laugh at them.

Also, what counts a millionaire? A person who has a million dollars in their pockets, or a person who earns at least a million dollars a year?

@HJSDGCE  
I’m waiting for someone to call the cops on them for being too noisy
 
Then i’ll laugh

@HJSDGCE  
The former.

@NotYourAverageLurker  

 
Man, that’s not so hard to achieve.

Should I start my own Discord server?

Crimbus is in a week

So, in Dupont, Washington, there is a reported Amtrak train traveling southbound has derailed, killing several people and injuring many others.

I fell asleep

Wish I could give gifts to you guys.

So the confirmed death toll from the deadly train derailment is at six.

@Holofan4life  
Stare blankly

@igotnopicks  
What?

@Holofan4life  
STARES