Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Binkyt11  
Cats: They’re assholes, and we love them for it.
 
I miss my cats.

Country cemeteries are strange. They have no churches or other buildings nearby. The cemeteries are just small plots of land surrounded by farm fields. I saw a country cemetery once that was a stone’s throw from an active dairy barn. Did they really have no where else to bury their dead?

My internet is down until tomorrow. I used my phone to tell you not to be worried.

Man’s got sauce. You don’t force the sauce. Sauce is something, you either have it or you don’t. Can you ask a egg, “How do you have your yolk?” You can’t. Either man’s got the yolk, or man ain’t got the yolk. Man’s got the yolk. Can you ask Heinz how you make ketchup? You can’t. Can you ask Heinz how you make baked beans? You can’t. Can you ask Heinz, “How does man make mayonnaise?” You can’t. Can you ask them about how you make salad cream? You can’t. How you gonna ask a man with sauce, how you get sauce? Either man’s got sauce, or man’s got no sauce. And I’ve got sauce.

Daily reminder  

Three words: Ultra. Instinct. Shaggy.

So I took the first chapter of Pink Eyes starting from “Do you believe in ghosts?” According to Word, the 100th word is apparently “fresh” and the 1000th is the “system” in “system rebooted”. Wonder what 10,000 and 100,000 are…

I think I’m the most successful Redditor on Derpibooru.

@Holofan4life  
Probably.

I put a dollar into a vending machine and my Peanut M&Ms got jammed. I banged my head on the machine in frustration, which caused the M&Ms to fall out.

I actually like pumpkin spice lattes, but I never want to have them anymore because they’re now a stereotype of the SJW crowd.

@Stratus  
You don’t mean hipsters?
 
I’m not gonna give up nice things just because they go down undeserving throats.

@YetAnotherBrony  
That’s using your head.

@Nightweaver20xx
 
LMAO!

 
I just realized this…

@Justsomeguy1986
 
I also just noticed something about the rating spoiler images.
 
 
Safe: Nothing to hide. Simple and pure.
 
 
Suggestive: Not even trying to hide the fact there might be lewd stuff.
 
 
Questionable: A little shy, but isn’t trying to hide anything either.
 
 
And then there’s explicit…
 
 
Explicit: *OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD*
 
 
^{||Seriously, compared to the others that show some sort of pleasure, Applejack looks fucking *horrified.*||}

@Binkyt11  

 
Well to be fair, there’s some fairly weird stuff out there
 
Weird and wonderful stuff

@PaskaNaakka  
Thinking about it now…
 
Rarity’s Cutie mark are diamonds, which are often associated with purity.
 
Trixie would probably make some adult jokes and do semi-risqué things in her shows to attracted a few more “fans”. ;)
 
Twilight is the fucking fanfic writer of them all and it would make sense that she would know about that lewd shit.
 
And AJ would probably be the one in the group who grew up to wholesome family values who wasn’t ready for any of this.

“I am immortal!”  
“Really?”  
Punches the immortal guy in the face  
“Ouch! That hurts!”  
“Because immortality doesn’t mean you can’t die, just that you don’t die of natural causes.”  
“…Syay.”

@Meanlucario  
The word you’re looking for is “ageless,” like Tolkien’s elves who can be killed but do not die from age or disease.

@kleptomage  
Which means Celestia and Luna can be killed, but if left alone they’d live until cities turn to dust.

@Nightweaver20xx  
That is the popular theory. It is also possible that alicorns have greatly extended lifespans but do succumb to age eventually. Then there is the matter of whether uplifted alicorns like Twilight and Cadance possess the same agelessness as naturally born alicorns like Flurry Heart. At the end of the day, we just don’t know and I think that is for the best as it allows room for fan work.

@kleptomage  
Thank you. It just bugs me how people act like immortality and being the strongest thing in the universe are the same thing. Even invincibility doesn’t mean that you are strong or powerful, just that you can’t be killed or harmed, depending on who you ask.