Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@LeoNero  
I was a pussy back then, couldn’t even sleep the night.

@rdibp  
So you like botched colonoscopies?

@ILoveMyoozik  
It’s not as traumatizing as storming the beaches at Normandy on D-Day…

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Or getting held against your will on a foreign embassy in Iran for 79 days.

@Chrys  
Hell no. I only stay with the mouth. :P

I don’t think I even have a fetish… Am I the only one here who doesn’t?

@Rainboom Dash  
Consider yourself lucky.

@pixel  
I have a few fetishes, but I don’t consider myself unlucky.

I have never witnessed real childbirth, except possibly for a glimpse of a video back in middle school.

@BadgingBadger  
me either… well human child birth anyway

@pixel  
So I guess they can be annoying then, huh?
 
I’m just wondering if anyone else here doesn’t have a fetish

I wish I didn’t have fetishes.

It’s hard to think about them anyway because I suffer from intrusive thoughts.

@Chrys  
Me neither, makes me look and sound like a freak.

@Chrys  
Eh, i learned to accept it overtime. I’m more happy and at peace with myself because of it.

i wonder if there;s a fetish for fetishes.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Some fetishes are just naturally disturbing, others depend on the person. If you’re creepy about it then yeah.

@Chrys  
That’s the thing: I DON’T want to make myself come off as creepy because of mine, but I can’t help it because of my goddamn hormones.

My limited list of fetishes stays confined to my own bedroom anyway (and I only partake occasionally anyway) so they don’t get in the way of real life too much.

@intexda  

 
Something like May’s bag.  

@ILoveMyoozik  
That’s why I want to talk to the doctor about medication to take that helps with that
 
Not that it gets in the way with anything… But it still is really annoying… Especially since I don’t even think I really like it it’s just my body saying it NEEDS to for some weird reason…
 
About how much I felt the need to when I was on an anti depressant is ideal… So just a little… Maybe the need to once every 3-5 days instead of every minute… Should be good
 
I’m exaggerating a LITTLE bit… It doesn’t really get bad until after 2 days… Still… Once every 5 would be ideal…. Too long and I… Well… Idk if this was my imagination or something but one time I went like 16 days or something and started feeling irritation around my bladder.. then I did it and within a few hours it went away… But it built up over like… At least a few days and was really bad when I walked around…
 
Shrugs point is doing it at least once every 5-7 days is probably ideal…
 
 
Okay, at this point I’m just purely talking to myself…

Is it bad that I went down this rabbit hole?

Most embarrassing thing you’ll admit to fapping to, go!
 
Me, I’ll say Kappa Mikey. Not even rule 34 or anything, an actual episode of the show.  
^{If you know me it shouldn’t be too hard to guess which one. :x}

Lusimine x Lillie.

@pixel  
Glad I’m the not only one who remembers that show. Is it the one where one of the characters performs for kabuki theater?
 
An episode of Happy Tree Friends, seriously.