MYMC06E04: Secrets of Starlight Reaction Script (E) - Taking Back Starlight Ridge

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Professor: It’s being protected by a spiked husk! How can we get it back without hurting ourselves in the process??
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(Everypony moves around while moving their sculptures)
Pipp Petals: (gasps) HIDE!
Parole Officer: Heads down!
(Everypony hides from Allura as she prowls around the place)
Professor: GO GO GO GO!
(Everypony heads to the music hall)
Inspector Mare: All right! Giant flying kitty and evil bunny is out of sight!
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Sunny Starscout: There’s got to be a way to stop her.
Violet Frost: Well, everypony has a weakness.
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Professor: All villains in history had to falter at some point in life! We JUST have to exploit that advantage to the fullest extent!
Sunny Starscout: Exactly! We just need to figure out hers. What does Allura care about?
Violet Frost: The portal, the stars, the aurora flares…
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Rebel Mare: That evil pet bunny on her back!
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Professor: That’s IT! What if we hold her hench-bunny Twitch for ransom and FORCE her to give up the crystals in exchange for that rascally rabbit’s life??!
Deputy and her cousin can then take care of the wolf by—!
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Rebel Mare: NO!! NO MORE TAKING HOSTAGES ANYMORE!! I am NOT going to risk anypony getting hurt, even if it’s the bad guy!
Zipp Storm: Is this why you were being so strange about the aurora flares earlier? Because of Allura?
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Inspector Mare: You were afraid she’ll come back ‘ere for them precious stars to open up a couple portals…
Violet Frost: Yeah. Sorry about that. But when we’re happy and having a great time, the aurora flares blast across the sky. We can’t help it.
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Violet Frost: Allura uses her powers to trick us into feeling happy. She forces us to make the flares against our will.
Hitch Trailblazer: That’s horrible.
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Deputy Mare: It’s just like how traffickers and kidnappers forcibly inject euphoric drugs into their live captive cargo to make them more complacent with their decrepit circumstances, even after their release….
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Professor: Nopony should be forced into being happy, not even the Deputy!
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Deputy Mare: Exactly—HEY!!!
Izzy Moonbow: Normally, I’m all about being happy. But being tricked into it does not sound right.
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Filly Twin: It’s like how Opaline tricked Misty into being friends, so she could make her do evil stuff!
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Colt Twin: Everypony has the right to feel sad all the time if they want to!
Violet Frost: That’s why whenever she leaves, we celebrate Starshine Time. A time when we make the flares happen by choice. Our real happiness.
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Professor: WHICH ironically brings back Alura to your town, who then forces you into being permanently content with collecting all those crystals again!
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Rebel Mare: It’s a rather deliriously paradoxical situation that Allura has trapped all of you ponies into…
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Rogue Pony: I mean, it was bad enough when Opaline forced Misty and two of the dragons to be her friends, now Allura is doing it to you, Comet and the rest of the Auroracorns. Nopony deserves forced happiness. NOT ONE BIT OF THAT!!!
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Misty: Why does Allura want to do such bad things? Has she always been this way?
Rebel Mare: What is her REAL motive behind finding a portal to Equestria? Is it power? Greed?? Lack of self-esteem??
(Sparky gives Misty an empty cup)
Rebel Mare: Thanks, Sparky….but I think Misty rather wants a FULL cup this time…
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Violet Frost: All I know is that Allura’s determined to find that other realm by any means possible. And she has the Nova Charm, so she’s in charge.
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Deputy Mare: Hold on there now! You ACTUALLY put a charm in THAT unsecured glass box??! It’s no WONDER she has taken your town so easily!
Now, I’m not one to victim blame—BUT…if you knew that artifact can give power to anypony to do your bidding, you should’ve put it in a thick steel lockbox or a safe, instead of leaving it out in the open!
Even if there wasn’t an evil villainous creature coming after you, ANYpony in your frozen desert town could get their hooves on that dangerous artifact for their own use if they want to!
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Sunny Starscout: Then it’s time to get creative!
Professor: Oh no…DON’T use that WORD!
Izzy Moonbow: Did somepony say “creative”? That’s, uh, kinda my thing! [giggles]
Deputy Mare: Yep, we’re totally befuddled this time…
Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
[Izzy Moonbow]
Come on!
(Ooh-ooh)🎵 I got a good feelin’ 🎵
(Ahh-ahh)🎵 In my so-o-oul 🎵
(Ooh-ooh)🎵 Let’s put our manes together 🎵 (uh-huh)
(Ahh-ahh)🎵 Let’s lose contro-o-ol 🎵
(Ooh-ooh)🎵 Oh, yeah, I got that vision 🎵
(Ahh-ahh)🎵 Told you befo-o-ore 🎵
(Ooh-ooh)🎵 I’ll make somethin’ outta nothin’ 🎵
(Ahh-ahh)🎵 So here we go-whoa-whoa 🎵 into…
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Sunny Starscout: There’s got to be a way to stop her.
Violet Frost: Well, everypony has a weakness.
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Professor: All villains in history had to falter at some point in life! We JUST have to exploit that advantage to the fullest extent!
Sunny Starscout: Exactly! We just need to figure out hers. What does Allura care about?
Violet Frost: The portal, the stars, the aurora flares…
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Rebel Mare: That evil pet bunny on her back!
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Professor: That’s IT! What if we hold her hench-bunny Twitch for ransom and FORCE her to give up the crystals in exchange for that rascally rabbit’s life??!
Deputy and her cousin can then take care of the wolf by—!
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Rebel Mare: NO!! NO MORE TAKING HOSTAGES ANYMORE!! I am NOT going to risk anypony getting hurt, even if it’s the bad guy!
Fire Realm Guardian: Villains don’t have friends, Professor! They have tools to manipulate and use for their own benefit!
Guard Stallion: I can certainly vouch for that.
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[Izzy Moonbow]
🎵 Every little thing, yeah, has got a purpose 🎵
(Oh, pony, can ya feel me?)
🎵 Every little thing, yeah, just needs a pla-a-ace 🎵
(Oh, pony, can ya hear me?)
🎵 Every little pony has got their own destiny 🎵
🎵 And I’m gonna live mine with a little creativity 🎵
🎵 With a little creativity 🎵
🎵 With a little creativity 🎵 (oh, pony)
🎵 With creativity 🎵
🎵 With a little creativity! 🎵
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Allura: Smile, ponies, smile. We need that cheer to get what we want.
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Red Wolf: SMILE or I’ll carve one out for ya with my razor claw!!
[Twitch squeaking]
Allura: You’re right, Twitch. I haven’t seen Violet Frost in forever. Where is that pony?
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Red Wolf: GGGGRRRUUUFFFFFFF!!! I’ll MUNCH those hooves off if I EVER see that lousy unicorn again!!
COME OOOUUUUUUTTT, ya useless meatbag!! I promise I’ll only NIP the ears if you show yourself to our Felinity!
(Allura spots Violet Frost from above)
Allura: You fool. She’s right over there.
Red Wolf: GGRROOWWWWLLL!!!! THERE you are……
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(Sniffs Violet mane as she nibbles on her ears)
You smell like––PINE NEEDLES—and––COCOA……
DRINKING on the JOB AGAIN???!!
[Twitch sniffing and squeaking]
Allura: Fine.
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(Allura purrs at Violet Frost)
Allura: [purrs] Violet Frost, what are you doing?
Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] Hi, Allura. Happy to see you.
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Red Wolf: PLEASE let me eat her up! She’s a useless FAT pony! PLUS, she looks SOOOO plump, it’s making me––PECKISH!!!
Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] I’m just looking for that special star.
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Red Wolf: AARRRRRFFFF!!! YOU BETTER BE!!! The longer you keep us waiting, the MORE ponies I will take from your delicious village!!
Allura: See? She’s in the trance.
[Twitch squeaking]
Allura: What do you want? You’re annoying me!
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Red Wolf: Can I be your new favourite sidekick now, Your Felinity??!! Every whiny high-pitched squeak makes me want to bite his cotton ball off and RIP his THROAT OUT!!
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Misty: How is Violet resisting the trance?
Izzy Moonbow: Oh, I made her some special crystal snowball earplugs. Just enough to muffle the spell.
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Rebel Mare: Also, I put some Fly pods on her ears and played a recording of the Professor singing in the shower, JUST in case the spell seeps deep into her friend! It’s annoying enough to get you out of bed! It’s why I use it as my wake-up alarm sound!
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Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] The special star.
Allura: What did you say?
Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] The special star. I found it.
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Red Wolf: FINALLY!! I thought we would NEVER leave this cruddy town!
Allura: Protect the charm.
Twitch: Mm-hmm!
(Twitch patrols around the charm)
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Red Wolf: And DON’T let it slip from your tiny paws this time, Twitch!! Lest you want me to bite those off and carry the charm for you!!
Allura: I don’t believe it! Show me!
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

(Allura purrs at Violet Frost)
Allura: [purrs] Violet Frost, what are you doing?
Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] Hi, Allura. Happy to see you.
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Red Wolf: PLEASE let me eat her up! She’s a useless FAT pony! PLUS, she looks SOOOO plump, it’s making me––PECKISH!!!
Violet Frost: [fake-entranced] I’m just looking for that special star.
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Red Wolf: AARRRRRFFFF!!! YOU BETTER BE!!! The longer you keep us waiting, the MORE ponies I will take from your delicious village!!
Allura: See? She’s in the trance.
[Twitch squeaking]
Allura: What do you want? You’re annoying me!
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Red Wolf: Can I be your new favourite sidekick now, Your Felinity??!! Every whiny high-pitched squeak makes me want to bite his cotton ball off and RIP his THROAT OUT!!
Fire Realm Guardian: Ugh! That wolf is every bit as ruthless as the Henchmare!
Guard Stallion: Hey, I know you’re still sour over what she did to you, but let’s not lose focus now!
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Deputy Mare: Cue the sound effects….
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Parole Officer: Aye aye, ma’am!
(Fake portal unveiled and spun by Zipp and Hitch behind the tree)
Allura: A portal! I did it! I finally did it! Give me that! Now I can use this star to open any portal and go to whichever realm I desire!
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(Twitch patrolling around the charm)
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Red Wolf: Don’t even blink ONE eye, Twitch!!
Sunny Starscout: We’ve gotta distract him.
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Professor: AND take out that big mean red wolf too!
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Red Wolf: Shut it with that yawning and bone cracking! It’s ANNOYING!!
Pipp Petals: [gasps] Or lull him!
[Pipp Petals humming “A Special Tune” lullaby]
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Red Wolf: YYYAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNN, who in Tartarus name is siinngging that—!
Misty: Way to go, Pipp!
Pipp Petals: Nopony can resist falling asleep to my lullabies. Especially that one!
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Red Wolf: (Snarls and growls loudly in her sleep)
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Butler: Amorous melody, your Highness!
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Rebel Mare: Quick, grab the charm!!
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Deputy Mare: Come on, you idiots! Spin faster!!
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Parole Officer: I can’t believe it was THAT easy to trick a conniving cat scat like her! Is she color blind or what??

Zipp Storm: [grunting] How much longer do you think we have to pull these for?

Hitch Trailblazer: I have no idea, but my hooves are getting tired.
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Deputy Mare: I don’t CARE if you cramp a wing or lose feeling to your hooves! Keep tugging until she is finally convinced she don’t need that Nova Charm anymore!
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Inspector Mare: It’s too bad this town doesn’t have a steam donkey to keep this charade automated…
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Parole Officer: She would’ve notice the black smoke coming out from behind the tree, Inspector…
(Fake star glitching)
Allura: Huh?
(Allura snaps off a fake snowflake from fake portal)
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Inspector Mare: Oh CRUD!! She discovered the ruse!! What do we do now??!
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Deputy Mare: Plan B! Get ready to fight!! Go for her eyes first before attacking the rest of her body!
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Parole Officer: Finally, I get to use my favourite toys!
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(Izzy desperately waves at her friends about Allura, but gets spotted by the leopard)
(Allura growls before giving chase to the ponies)
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Foster Twins: WE’VE BEEN SPOTTED!!
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Deputy Mare: IZZY MOONBOW, YOU MORON!!
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Parole Officer: Everypony, earplugs and fly pods on, NOW!
Violet Frost: [chuckles nervously] Double oops!
Hitch Trailblazer: Uh-oh!
Deputy Mare: Hey, pigeon-hawk!! Hypnotize THIS!
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(Sprays Alura with pepper spray)
(Temporarily blinds Alura, but only makes her even more angry)
Parole Officer: Tossing a banger!!
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(Throws flashbang at Alura to give ponies chance to escape)
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