MYMC06E03: Roots of All Evil Pt. 2 Reaction Script (A) - Siege of the Crystal Brighthouse

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Professor: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This is an internationally calamitous DISASTER!!!!!!

Sunny Starscout: Hitch! No!

Rebel Mare: What are we going to do now, Miss Starscout??!!

Professor: Wait, if the Sheriff has been compromised, then––oh no!

Professor Cosmo/Plume: DEPUTY!!!!

Misty: [gasps] Opaline! She’s here!

Professor: YEAH, we KNOW! You told us that 2 minutes ago!

Sunny Starscout: We have to protect the crystals!

Rebel Mare: NO, we HAVE to go find the Sheriff and the Deputy, and check if they’re all right or not!!

Professor: Didn’t you see the disappearing light??! They’re DEAD!!! THEY’RE ALL FLIPPIN’ DEAD!!!!

Misty: No. I think she’s here for our cutie marks.
Sunny, I don’t know if I can face her.

Rebel Mare: Uhhhh, GUYS??!!! We already got a big problem over here!!!!

Professor: AHHH Flippin’ Under-Carriage Kerfuffle!! SHE’S HERE, OPALINE’S HERE!!!

(Railguns rotate and set sights on three targets)

Rebel Mare: Hold on, is she flying with––DRAGONS???!!!

Professor: HUH???!!!!

[Opaline laughs maniacally]

Lava-Horn Overmare: Stand back, my queen! It seems that our prime targets had set up a defensive perimeter!
We need to keep below their targeting radar!

[Lava and Jade fly below the radar]

Rebel Mare: THOSE must be Lava and Jade!! The ones Opaline has captured! She’s using the dragons as cannon fodder—!

Professor: NO, I think she’s trying to find the perfect time for the guns to cool themselves, so she
could give herself time to hack into our force field!

P.O.N.I.E.S: [RAILGUN CAPACTIANCE AT 90%]

Rebel Mare: QUICK, SHUT IT DOWN!

Professor: Automated means it must complete its targeting protocols! It won’t terminate until all targets have been destroyed!

Rebel Mare: Why didn’t you add a kill switch before-hoof??!!

Professor: I was gonna work on that days ago, but an invasion got in the way!!!!

(AUTOMATED RAILGUNS FIRING ON LAVA AND JADE)

(Lava and Jade dodges super-heated accelerated shots)

(Lava and Jade uses their fire-breath on the railgun defense systems, causing them to automatically shut-down to prevent destructive overheating)

Professor: SHOOT! I figure she would render our allies inoperable, but I didn’t figure she was going use them against us!!

Rebel Mare: We need to snap them out of their magical trance somehow!

Sunny Starscout: If they get through Twilight’s protection spell…!

Opaline: There’s no place left to hide.

Lava-horn Overmare: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!! We’ll SCORCH this entire town and every living thing on this pathetic countryside! Consider this payback for our last defeat, PRINCESS!!

OOOH, and who do we HAVE over HERE???!! I thought you lost your trust on your freckled friend after that horrid betrayal!! What made you have a change of heart, Sunny girl??!

Opaline: Once I have you and your friends’ cutie mark magic, nopony in Equestria will be able to stop me. [maniacally laughs]

Lava-horn Overmare: Probably because they’re already DEAD!! Just like your police friends!!


Professor: YOU DIDN’T!!!! What the hay did you DO to them???!


 Lava-horn Overmare: Part of me wants to elaborate how we mercilessly neutralize your friend in the lamest stand-off in Equestria! The other PART––REALLY wants to KILL YOU!!!!

(Opaline accidentally bumps into Twilight’s ancient protection spell)

Professor: HA, our guns may be deactivated, but our shield is still MIGHTY strong as the Princess Legends themselves!!

Lava-horn Overmare: GGAAAAHHHHHH, STUPID ANCIENT ALICORN BLOW-HARD!!!!

Professor: You want our cutie marks??!! Come and feast your eyes on THIS!!!

(Moons at Opaline after taking pants off)

Lava-horn Overmare: (Covering face) OH, REAL mature, Professor! Let’s see you laugh now once we find a way past that stupid force field and singe your butts ‘til they turn black as coal!!

Opaline: That spell can’t protect you forever!

Professor: Oh YEAH?? What makes you so sure about that??

Lava-horn Overmare: I’ll melt this entire cliff off and sent this Brighthouse crashing into the sea, if it means taking back those crystals you’re hoarding!!


Rebel Mare: HOARDING??! Those don’t belong to you!!

Opaline: DRAGONS! LIGHT IT UP!!

Lava-horn Overmare: WITH PLEASURE, my queen!!

(Activates lava bombing spell to bombard the shield with multiple raining sky fire)

Rebel Mare: INCOMING SKYFIIIRRREEEE!!!!!

Professor: We’re being pummeled by heavy magic artillery over here!

(Lava and Jade continuously breaths fire against the force field)

Professor: Guys, is this Brighthouse getting hot in here, or has somepony forget to turn off the stove!!??

Opaline: MORE!! MOOOREE!!

Lava-horn Overmare: C’MON!! Burn faster, you idiots!!! We’re literally burning daylight here with you lazin’ around like glidin’ lounge lizards!!!

(Uses lava-horn to blast high-energy heat beam on the shield)

Sunny Starscout: The dragonfire is so strong! I don’t think the spell is gonna hold much longer!

Professor: Our guns are almost near room-temperature! If we can land ONE lucky shot on these dragon bandits—!

Rebel Mare: NO, Professor! We PROMISE we bring Lava and Jade back alive!! We need to use the manual override systems to target Opaline only!

Sunny Starscout: Misty, I need you to promise me! If I can’t stop her, you have to take the Unity Crystals and…

[gasps] M-Misty?

Rebel Mare: Misty???!! MISTY??!!!

Professor: OH POO!!! She’s outside of the Brighthouse!!

Opaline: Don’t stop until you break through!

Lava-horn Overmare: Or else I’ll cut your tails off and roast them up for dinner!!

Misty: Hey, Opaline! Is this necklace new? It’s pretty!

Opaline: [gasps] Misty?!

Professor: WHAT THE HAY IS SHE PLAYIN’ AT??!!!

Rebel Mare: I think—she’s providing a distraction!!

P.O.N.I.E.S: [REBOOTING PROCESS COMPLETE]
[TEMPERATURES NORMAL]
[RECALIBRATING TARGETING SYSTEMS]

Lava-horn Overmare: Uh oh….Uhhhh, Your Omnipotence??!! We might need to get outta here! Those turrets are back online!!

(RAILGUNS TARGETING OPALINE)

[Misty runs away laughing with the stolen peytral]

Opaline: AFTER HER!!!

Rebel Mare: C’mon….c’mon!!! (Controlling railgun turret via laptop controls)

(RAILGUNS FIRING AT OPALINE)

(Tracer uses orb shield to shield Opaline)

(Railgun projectile penetrate through orb shield, but misses Opaline by an inch; incinerates only part of her drill mane)

Rebel Mare: Horsefeathers!! I almost had her!!

Lava-horn Overmare: HOLY HAIL FIRE!!!! Did it just—??!!

Professor: Don’t you dare leave this Brighthouse! Who else is going to protect the crystals from the dragons!?