MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (E) - Opaline vs Sheriff Hitch

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Hitch Trailblazer: Everypony, keep away from the tree! This is the sheriff’s responsibility!

Deputy Mare: (Sets up howitzer cannons around tree) Thank hoofness the tree has backed off for now! We finally got some serious heavy ordnance on standby! Got your chainsaw ready, cousin??

Parole Officer: (Revs up chainsaw) I’m ready to go outta my tree and cut off some limbs!!

Hitch Trailblazer: I won’t let any more of you be in danger!

[Kenneth, his pigeon pal and Mcsnips-a-lot arrives]

Hitch Trailblazer: Kenneth! Guys, no! You can’t be here, either!

Deputy Mare: It’s not safe for you!

Parole Officer: Even if you don’t have cutie marks, they can still grab you by the leg and choke you until your feathers pop out or your shell cracks from the pressure!

Deputy Mare: AAHH JAYSUS!! There’s a portal opening!!!

Parole Officer: OPEN FIRE!!!!!!

(Howitzer cannons fire on the portal with steel shot)

(Deputy Mare firing multiple rocket flare rounds from rotary cannon)

Deputy Mare: Surrender is NOT an option!

(Lava-horn Henchmare casts fire shield spell on both Opaline AND the dragons)

Lava-horn Overmare: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, thanks for giving us extra dragon slaves for our army, LOOSSEERRRSS!!!!!

Parole Officer: What the hay???! Are these dragons flying with—the purple ALICORN??!!!


Deputy Mare: Aaaaaaahhhhh, shady huts in a tarpit!!

(Opaline, Lava and Jade protected by AA fire, thanks to orb shield)

(Opaline destroys all the AA guns with her alicorn fire blast from her horn)

Opaline: Don’t try to hide, ponies! I will find you!

Parole Officer: That’s HER!! THat’s the one who raided our town—AND the one from that viral Nightmare Night video!!!

Lava-horn Overmare: (Lava spewing from her horn) MWHAAHHAAHAHAHAHH!!! Livestream THIS, you ninny knob-lickers!!

(Destroys all the howitzer cannons in the vicinity)

A valiant effort, I must say….yet it was ALL in vain!!

Deputy Mare: Oh, dagnabbit! She upgraded again…
THAT’S IT! You two have been on the run LONG enough!!

Parole Officer: Put DOWN the dragons and spread your hooves and wings on the floor, and NOPONY needs to get hurt!!

Lava-horn Overmare: HAHAHAHAHAHAH, still actin’ like you run this town, eh officers??? I think it should be YOU who should be laying on the floor––SOAKED in BOILING LAVA!!!

Hitch Trailblazer: Not as long as Sheriff Hitch is around!

Deputy Mare: We defeated you once, we’ll defeat you again!!


Lava-horn Overmare: HAHAHAH, what makes you think you can arrest ME, Officers??? I’m LITERALLY made of LAVA!!! Even with that clunky clown suit you call armor, **you can’t touch ME OR HER new MAJESTY!!!!
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Deputy Mare: That’s where you’re WRONG, ladies…

(Deputy Mare uses her plant growing magic to create black thorned vines to ensnare Lava-Horn)

Deputy Mare: I think it’s high time you eat some greens, ladies!!

Lava-Horn Overmare: GGRRHHHHH!! Think you’re lil’ plant tricks are gonna stop ME??!! Your princess can’t even trap us inside her measly cheesy blob she calls a bubble spell!

(Lava-horn frees herself by burning up all the thorny vines with her lava burst)

Opaline: [grunts, chuckles] Earth pony magic? Ah, what’ll they think of next?

Parole Officer: How about a chainsaw to the NECK?!! RRAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Charges at Opaline with a chainsaw)

Deputy Mare: COUSIN, NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kenneth, Steven and McSnips-a-Lot charges at Opaline)

(Lava-horn Henchmare suddenly rushes in and uses her long lava horn to protect Opaline from the chainsaw attack)

Lava-Horn/Parole Officer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitch Trailblazer: Wait! Kenneth! Steven! McSnipsalot!

(Opaline and the animals fall into the portal)

Hitch Trailblazer: No!

(Lava horn slowly melts the officer’s chainsaw)

(Sparks flying around the spinning chainsaw blade)

Lava-Horn Overmare: What’s wrong??!! Can’t handle the heat, officer?!!!

Deputy Mare: I’ll give YOU something to bash around with!!!

(Charges at Lava-Horn with an anti-riot stun shield, pushing her away from her cousin)

Lava-Horn Overmare: AAAHHHHHH, you’re REALLY starting to ANNOY me!!!

(Deputy Mare pushes Lava-Horn back to the portal)

Deputy Mare: Sorry about this, boys!!

(Deputy Mare throws lit firecracker bomb into the portal)

And STAY OUT!!!!

Parole Officer: YOU TWO! On the ground, NOW!

Parole Officer: (Throws broken and melted chainsaw)

Uhhh, Deputy??!! I don’t think that stopped them!!

(Opaline and others return back from the portal)

(Lava-Horn sets McSnips-a-Lot on fire)

Lava-Horn Overmare: Cheap shots, noobies!!! I don’t have time to deal with this horse doody! We got a couple highly valued trophies to steal!!

Deputy Mare: Don’t let them get to the Brighthouse!!!!

(Opaline retakes control of Lava and Jade)

Parole Officer: Oh shoot!

(Snuff out fire on Mc-Snips-a-Lot with her own jacket)

Deputy Mare: Oh NO you don’t!!

(Throws flashbang at Opaline)

Lava-Horn Overmare: Like I’ll fall for THAT one again!!

(Blasts flashbang grenade out of the sky with lava stream)

(Deputy Mare and Parole Officer jumps out of the way to avoid lava backblast)

(Opaline looks around for Sheriff Hitch)

Lava-horn Overmare: Hmmm, it seems that they all ran off! HAHAHAHA! Guess they couldn’t handle that many irons in the firing line!!

Opaline: Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Lava-horn Overmare: Don’t make me use those dragons to eat you AND your entire family up for lunch!!

Deputy Mare: (Whispering) _{We can’t fight them all by ourselves. This is totally different from the last} time we fought….

Parole Officer: (Whispering) _{Wait, you fought these two before??? Why didn’t you send back-up then??}

Deputy Mare: (Whispering) _{We did…too much magic interference at their base of operations…}

Hitch Trailblazer: Not in my town!

Parole Officer: HEY, flying eggplant monster!! You want something to chow down on??!! EAT THIS!!!

(Throws something in mid-air)

Lava-horn Overmare: C’mon, you know how this ends! (Fires lava blast from her horn)

(Ends up unleashing a sudden cloud of thick smoke that temporarily blinds Lava-horn)

Lava-horn Overmare: AACCKKK!!! WHAT THE-???!!

(Opaline grabbed by the monster tentacle vine)

Deputy Mare: Here comes the SHOCK factor!!!!

(Charges in with tazer buckers and proceeds to taze Lava-Horn in the face)

(Lava-Horn is stunned but not yet taken down)

Lava-Horn Overmare: THAT’S your plan??!! HA! I’m practically tolerant to electricity!!

(Opaline lifted off the ground by the monster vine)

Deputy Mare: No, that was JUST the distraction!!!

(Lava-Horn looks and sees a crack under her hooves)

(A sudden tubular growth of thorny vines ensnared Lava-Horn and shoots upward into the sky alongside Opaline)

Lava-Horn Overmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parole Officer: Get outta my town before I plant BOTH of your faces onto the concrete!

(Opaline struggles to free herself before incinerating tentacle vine)

Lava-Horn Overmare: EENNNOOOUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

(Incinerates thorny vines before falling)

ASSISTANCE, NOW!!

(Lava flies up and catches Lava-Horn, before safely carrying her the ground)

Opaline: Your weeds are no match for a Fire Alicorn!

Lava-Horn Overmare: We’ll burn EVERY last one of your gardens and turn those ashes into a breeding ground for phoenixes to enslave!!

(gasps) Opaline, Lava-horn, here comes my ultimate weapon. (Uses a very bright flashlight, blinding both Opaline and Lava-horn in the process) and one more thing Opaline and Lava-horn, Lava and Jade are not friends with you, you just dragged them along with your plan so that they can help you take over Equestria. Well, guess what, that ain’t gonna happen. Because I saw everything that was happening from your castle, so I had no choice but to free myself, then managed to stop you. So Haha.

Oh yeah? Well here’s something else that you don’t have. (turns into a water alicorn then fires several beams at Opaline and Lava-horn)

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(Sudden thud catches Opaline’s attention)

Opaline: Huh? Well, look at that.

Lava-Horn Overmare: More dragon fodder!!

Hey, wait a second—I REMEMBER YOU FROM LAST NIGHT!!! You’re the fool who DARE insulted and humiliated the queen AND me in front of EVERYPONY!!!

Opaline: And I thought I’d collected all of the other cutie marks.

Lava-Horn Overmare: Tell your dad BUTTER that he’s NEXT on our list!!! And that I’ll melt him into a greasy oily puddle on a hot plate after I’m done with him!!

Hitch Trailblazer: Not today!

(Sheriff Hitch runs in to save the two ponies)

Lava-Horn Overmare: UUGGGHHHH, annoying little nag!!! It’s time I put you on a hot steak!!

(Pounds on the ground to unleash hot stalacmites to pierce Sheriff Trailblazer)

(Sheriff dodges protruding spikes effortlessly)

(Sheriff grabbed by Opaline’s fire tentacles)

Parole Officer: SHEERRIIIFFF!!!

(Charges in to save Sheriff)

(Gets stopped by a wall of fiery iron spikes on the ground, acting as a protective barrier for Opaline)

Opaline: After them!

Lava-Horn Overmare: Of COURSE, My Queen! WITH PLEASURE!!!

(Hops onto Lava and flies off with the dragons)

Parole Officer: I’m not leaving you behind, Sheriff!

Deputy Mare: I’ll get these two ponies to safety!! You focus on the Queen!

(Gets onto police motorbike and chases after the dragons)

Opaline: There it is. Ripe for the plucking!

Parole Officer: Pluck THESE off your forehead!!
(Leaps onto barrels and jumps over spiked wall, fire off a pair of tazer probes onto Opaline’s forehead)

Hitch Trailblazer: NOT—IN-MY—TOWN!!

(Sheriff charges at Opaline)

(Opaline casts restraint spell on Sheriff)

Parole Officer: SHERIFF, WATCH OUT!!

(Opaline traps officer with a tall fire ring around her)

Lava-Horn Overmare: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Foolish little PONIES!!! After ALL that preparation, you STILL can’t even managed to even score a single WIN against us––you should’ve brought along more of your friends!!

You’d all be defeated still, but at least it would’ve been more FUN playing all of you together in one last happy reunion!!

(Deputy Mare seen being trapped on rock column brimming with lava)

(Sheriff casts plant magic from his restrained hooves)

Lava-Horn Overmare: WHAT???!!! That’s IMPOSSIBLE!! They’re not even TOUCHING THE GROUND!!!!

(Sheriff’s vines frees Deputy Mare and Parole Officer)

Deputy Mare: Thanks, Sheriff! My armour almost literally melted within me!!

Parole Officer: PHEW!! This is one flame war that I will NEVER forget!!

(Opaline dodges monster tentacle vines)

Lava-Horn Overmare: Oh for HAILFIRE’S SAKE!!!

(Lava-horn rushes in to help Opaline)

Deputy Mare: OH NO YOU DON’T!!!! Now it’s MY turn to trap YOU!!!

(Uses earth pony magic to grow multiple fast-growing thorny brambles around Lava-Horn, thorned vines wrapping around her hooves and neck as fast as she burns them to slow her down)

Lava-Horn Overmare: YOU––CANNOT——KILLL—–MMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!