MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (G) - Leaving the Isle of Scaly

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[SCENE E, SUBSECTION ii]
[SCENE F]

Hitch Trailblazer: Come on, Sparky.

[Sees Sparky being tossed around by Fountain and Tumble]

Dragon Dragoon: HARHARHARHARHAR, havin’ a gas with yer new muckers, wee laddy??!!

[Sparky laughing]

Colt Twin: I wanna be tossed around next!!

Filly Twin: NO! ME ME ME!! It’s my turn now!

Deputy Mare: Put him down, rookies! He’s not a play toy!

Hitch Trailblazer: Um, your Spikeness? Do you think Sparky might belong here? With other dragons?

Spike: Some of the best times of my life were with my pony family. If I could be there again, I would. You two are a team. You belong together for now.

Deputy Mare: Well…..if Our Lordship says Sparky belongs with us—at least for the time being—then, I GUESS we could let him stay—UNTIL he’s mature enough to make his own decisions and leave on his own accord

Deputy Mare: We’ll take you back here to your place of origin someday, Sparky….but for now, if you wanna prove your worth in Equestria….you need to help us in our dire time of need…

Besides, you still owe us BIG time for saving your scaly skin, lil’ scoundrel!

(Luxxe and Leaf laughs as they shake up the Marestream for fun)

Inspector Mare: GUYS, C’MON!! Don’t wreck with the van!! I JUST got these joints lubed!!

Butler: OH, save it, Inspector! We’ll NEVER get this old rusty Marestream off the ground without the sufficient juice to power it up!

Rebel Mare: I just hope the others came back from their diplomatic mission. Maybe the Professor can figure out a way to bring the Marestream back online…

Misty: This is awful! We’re stuck, and they’re going to be back soon!

Izzy Moonbow: At least we had fun while we didn’t fix anything.

Inspector Mare: They’re gonna end up BREAKING everything by the time they come back, and there will be no Marestream to fly after all!

SERIOUSLY you two!!! You’re NEVER gonna save your friends if ya keep goofin’ off!

[Luxxe and Leaf laughing]

Izzy Moonbow: [laughing] I love laughter.

Rebel Mare: Strange…you don’t sound like you’re laughing…you look like you are in actual pain…

Sunny Starscout: Good news, everypony! Ponies and dragons are now working together!

Foster Twins: Team Pony Dragon is a go-go!!!

Professor: This rescue operation might just have a mudball’s chance in Tartarus!

[Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Misty cheering]

Hitch Trailblazer: Now let’s go get that Dragon Stone and stop Opaline!

Zipp Storm: Izzy, fire up the Mare Stream!

Inspector Mare: Yeeeaaahhhhhhhh…..about that…..

Izzy Moonbow: Um, when you say “fire it up”, like, should we burn it? Because it is toast!

Professor: WHAT?!!!! You mean you naggers STILL haven’t got around fixing the Marestream???!!

Rebel Mare:We tried everything, from plugging off all the electronic devices to crafting a homemade pedal-powered turbine generator! But NOTHING can bring the Marestream back online!!!

Butler: We are gravely sorry for the burdensome inconvenience, everypony…oh, and every dragon…

Sunny Starscout: We’re stranded?

Spike: I wouldn’t say that.

Inspector Mare: OH RIGHT, of COURSE!! Who needs a Marestream, when you can ride on a mudder-buckin’ DRAAAGGOONNNN??!!!!

Foster Twins: WOOHOO YAAAYY!!! We get to FLY on a DRAGON!!!!!

Deputy Mare: WELL, I suppose unconventional battles calls for unconventional tactics!

Think you got room at the back for my arsenal stash, Your Lord Ship??

Professor: I’m going to need a parachute for this…JUST in case…

(Mane Six cheers for the dragons volunteering to fly them off the isles)

Inspector Mare: LET’S FLLLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!

Great idea, we have dragons by our side now. Guess Opaline isn’t the only one that has dragons by her side. WE DO TOO!

(MEANWHILE)

Opaline: The seeds of my reign are finally sprouting.

(Fire-horn Henchmare has evolved into Lava-horn Overmare)

Lava-horn Overmare: HEHEHEHEHEH, we can make enough root channels to travel ANY-where in the world!

Opaline: Welcome to the era of Opaline Arcana!

Lava-horn Overmare: ALL WILL HAIL TO OUR NEW ETERNALLY INFERNAL GRANDMASTER!!!

Castle Guard: sigh 😞

Opaline: Without their cutie mark magic, they cannot shine

Lava-horn Overmare: HEEHEHEEEHE! Like a rotting tree trunk in the boneyard!!!

Opaline: Those miserable do-gooder ponies will never be able to stop me now!

Lava-horn Overmare: They will ALL burn forever in Tartarus—NO––they will SERVE us at our side—and they shall bow to your PRESENCE with every hoof step you take, as they should have millenia ago, Your Exaltedness!!

They will RUE the day they humiliate––ALICORN QUEEN ARCANA––Ruler of ALL of EQUESTRIA—AND BEYOND!!

@Background Pony #99E8

(Opaline laughing maniacally)

(Lava-horn Overmare flares up as she cackles menacingly)

(Ponies cheering on as they ride on dragons)

Sunny Starscout: I don’t know how to thank you!

Blaize: Save it. We’re a team now.

Professor: We’re more than just a team! We might even call ourselves bros from now on, right Blaize??

Dragon Dragoon: Don’t egg me into droppin’ ye off in the middle of the sea, laddy!

Ah, this is really nice. A nice good ol’ dragon ride. Right, everyone?

Professor: WHAT?!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE RUSHING WIND!!

Professor: SORRY, STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU! TELL ME LATER!

Fountain: You think we can do it? Save Equestria and the Isle of Scaly?

Inspector Mare: Think?? I absolutely KNOW so!

Deputy Mare: Just stick with the plan, and remember your role in this operation. Do everything by the clock, and this operation will be over before Opaline can catch wind of us…

Zipp Storm: Well, it’s not gonna be easy.

Deputy Mare: Nopony said it would be—but what other choice do we have??

Inspector Mare: Just leave Opaline to us, partner! You just focus on freein’ yer friends!

Pipp Petals: Hold on, hold on! My phone just turned on! Can you say all that inspiring stuff again, please?

Deputy Mare: OH FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE, Princess!! We’re not starring in a cheesy television special in the airwaves, Princess!! Life’s not ALL about clicks and likes!!!

[END]

For the love of Twilight Sparkle, Deputy, please let Pipp do her thing now.

[credits]